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Poker Guy #1: [speaking about Gus] That guy damaged more kids than anybody I knew. He made my life hell growing up. Karl: You're twice his size, you could crush that little puke! Poker Guy #1: He didn't do the physical warfare! He played the psychological card by attacking your weaknesses.
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The Benchwarmers: Directed by Dennis Dugan. With Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Heder, Jon Lovitz. A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard children's Little League squads.
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1. Richie Goodman: “He just did that steroid-free!” Clark Reedy: “What’s steroids?” Richie Goodman: “Something that makes your ‘pee-pee’ smaller.” Clark Reedy: “Oh—there must be steroids in macaroni!” 2. Gus Matthews: “Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?” Clark Reedy: “I’m not picking; I’m scratching.” Gus Matthews: “Scratching what...
6. Kyle: “Time to meet your makers!” Clark Reedy: “Makers of what? Poop?” 7. Gus Matthews: “Man. I haven’t even been on a baseball field in over 10 years.” Clark Reedy: “I’ve never been on a baseball field; if I did, the kids in my neighborhood would spit loogies on my forehead.” Gus Matthews: “That’s horrible. Baseball’s America’s pastime—that’s l...
11. “My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties.” – Gus Matthews 12. “For years, I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it’s not a monster! It’s not a monster!” – Howie Goodman 13. “Is ‘badass’ one or two words?” – Clark Reedy 14. “Oh! I love beef stew!” – Clark Reedy 15. Gus Matthews: “Move over, honey, I ...
17. Marcus Ellwood: “Do you still think I look like Yoda?” Gus Matthews: “No.” Marcus Ellwood: “But Yoda’s my favorite! You’re a bad, bad man!” 18. Mel Carmichael: “Richie, do you have any kids?” Richie Goodman: “Never had a date.” Mel Carmichael: “Clark?” Clark Reedy: “Never spoke to a girl.” Mel Carmichael: “Gu—Gus?” Gus Matthews: “Ugh, My wife a...
22. Wayne: “Is that beer?” Carlos: “No, it’s Gatorade homie. Get out of my way.” 23. “Listen, we have a game tomorrow, and there’s only one field to practice on; so, beat it.” – Troy 24. Howie Goodman: “I used to think the sun was evil, but now I know it’s not.” Wayne: “How’s the moon treating you.” Howie Goodman: “Not a fan.” 25. Howie Goodman: “C...
The Benchwarmersis undeniably a very funny movie. It may have gotten a lot of criticism because of all the adolescent jokes and profanities, but the message of the movie itself is wonderful. Knowing what it’s like to be bullied, Gus, Richie, and Clark strike back after seeing a friend’s son being picked on by some neighborhood kids. What they faile...
Jul 20, 2023 · Gus: I think this is a sign that you should get a car. Clark: My mom said I should hold off on getting my license for another year. [Extends arms forward and then retracts] You know, just to make sure my reflexes are fully developed. Howie: I`m not afraid of the sun anymore. Wayne: That`s good, buddy.
Apr 7, 2006 · With Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Heder, Jon Lovitz. A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard children's Little League squads.
