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- Mad At It. Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY. Elizabeth: "Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it." 70 votes.
- What I Know. Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY. Elizabeth: "I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29.
- Still a Gym Teacher? Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY. Russell: "Hey Elizabeth, do you wanna like, grab a bit sometime?" Elizabeth: "You still a gym teacher?"
- Sparkly Eyes. Lynn: "I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles." Elizabeth: "I want to sit on his face." Cameron Diaz is perfect for this movie. Delivering raunchy lines seems to be her calling.
Amy Squirrel: Oh, my gosh! Elizabeth Halsey: It was another man. Amy Squirrel: Shut the front door! Elizabeth Halsey: I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples. Amy Squirrel: Well, I think the students teach me at least as much as I teach them. That’s just something I say sometimes. Elizabeth Halsey: Stupid.
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- “Oh, Sorry, Santa. Sorry, Jesus.”
- “Wally! Can’T You See She Is Manipulating You Through Use of Dolphins?”
- “If I Think About It, Will I Get Extra Credit?”
- “What Do You Know? You Don’T Even Know Our names.”
- “Well, I’m Glad I Wore My Fun underwear.”
- “Let’s Get Baked…Goods. We’Re Gonna Go Get Some Baked Goods.”
Philip (Rick Overton), Garett’s (Matthew J. Evans) uncle says this after Christmas dinner, following Garett’s reciting of a poem he wrote. After Garett finishes, Philip says, “I loved it, and I usually hate poetry.” Garett’s mom, Melody (Molly Shannon) reprimands him for using the word “hate” on Christmas and this is what he says.
Amy (Lucy Punch) to Principle Wally Snur (John Michael Higgins) when trying to “expose” Elizabeth for smoking marijuana. To support how nice he thinks she is, Wally shows Amy a dolphin figurine Elizabeth gave him as a “gift.”
Sasha asks this after Elizabeth asks her if being president is something Sasha wants to do or something her parents wants her to do and that she doesn’t have to decide right away. “Who knows? One day, you wake up, you decide to be a masseuse. Salary plus tips. Think about it.” -Elizabeth
Garrett Tiara bitterly, to Elizabeth when she is giving him advice about his crush on a popular girl at school. She basically tells him it’s never going to happen with that kind of girl.
Lynn (Phyllis Smith), a fellow teacher says it when she finally musters up the courage to flirt with someone at the Saloon.
Elizabeth accidentally says “let’s get baked,” to Russel, the gym teacher and realizes a student nearby heard her. To protect her job, she adds the “goods” part at the end, but we all know what she really meant.
Bad Teacher: Directed by Jake Kasdan. With Cameron Diaz, Lucy Punch, Jason Segel, Justin Timberlake. A lazy, incompetent middle school teacher who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching to make enough money for breast implants after her wealthy fiancé dumps her.
Elizabeth Halsey: [takes bite out of an apple] I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples. Amy Squirrel: Well I think the students teach me at least as much as I teach them. That's just something I say sometimes. Elizabeth Halsey: Stupid. [tosses apple at a recycle bin and misses] Scott Delacorte:
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Bad Teacher is a 2011 American comedy film directed by Jake Kasdan from a screenplay by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky. The film stars Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Lucy Punch, John Michael Higgins and Jason Segel.
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