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With Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn. A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot.
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May 24, 1991 · Hudson Hawk: Directed by Michael Lehmann. With Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn. A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot.
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- Action, Adventure, Comedy
- Michael Lehmann
- 1991-05-24
- Hudson Hawk
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If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt."How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-fucking-die!Hi, I'm being blackmailed into robbing Vatican City by a psychotic American corporation and the C.I.A..Hey! Old Man! Yeah, you! You come back here without your little Cub Scout army, and I'll kick your Centrally Intelligent Ass up one side of the piazza and down the other!(drugged) I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows! (laughs)I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!
What can I tell you? I'm the villain.This might be hard to believe, but I'm just a regular Joe. I just want to be happy. And happiness comes from the achievement of goals. It's just that when you've made your first billion by the age...Money isn't everything - gold is. Fuck T-bills! Fuck blue chip stocks! Fuck junk bonds! We've got the real deal! Money will always be paper, but gold will always be GOLD!I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.Bunny, ball ball.Eureka, motherfuckers!God, I miss Communism. The Red threat. People were scared, the Agencyhad some respect, and I got laid every night.Punks. They think that the "Bay of Pigs" is an herbal tea and that the Cold Warhas something to do with penguins.We blow up space shuttles for breakfast. You and your friend Tommy are nothing more than... a late afternoon Triscuit. Ciao.(his dying words)MY PENSION!CardinalThe Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.Cardinal (in a confessional)Hit me with your best shot.Tommy: Did I miss anything?Hudson Hawk: Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me "Did I miss anything?" Gates gets killed, you say "Did I miss anything?" I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at Ford's Theatre and said "How was t...Hudson Hawk: Don't I know you?George Kaplan: The last time you saw me, I was bald, with a beard and no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.Hudson Hawk: My high school science teacher?Catch the excitement. Catch the laughter. Catch the Hawk.For this cat burglar, nine lives may just not be enough.Shy. Sensitive. Law-abiding. Polite. Respectful. - I don't think so.Catch the Excitement. Catch the Adventure. Catch the Hawk.Hudson Hawk quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseHudson Hawk at Rotten TomatoesHudson Hawk (1991) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.
May 24, 1991 · "Hudson Hawk" quotes. Clips (59) Cast. A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot. Director: Michael Lehmann. Writer: Bruce Willis, Robert Kraft, Steven E. de Souza. Production: N/A. Genre: action, adventure, comedy. Year: 1991. MetaScore: 17/100. ImdbRating: 5.7. BoxOffice: $17,218,080.
