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With Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley, Morris Day. A vulgar private detective is hired to find a missing groupie and is drawn into a mystery involving a series of murders tied to the music industry.
Find the best quotes from the 1990 comedy movie starring Andrew Dice Clay as a rock'n'roll detective. See his witty and vulgar dialogues with women, celebrities, and criminals.
Ford Fairlane: 1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix. -- Ford Fairlane. Ford Fairlane: I'll be at Julie Grendel's. I want to see if he knows what a hoo-er thief his ex piece-of-shit wife is. -- Ford Fairlane.
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Unfucking believable!So many assholes, So few bullets!Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my dick Tracy?!I am so terrifical I even have my own toll free number, 1800 PerfectJazz: Maybe I should be thankful that was a foodless kissNeil: You couldn't even find a handle on a coffee cup.Melodi: You're that guy, the private eye.Ford: You're a poet and you didn't know it.Melodi: You heard Bobby Black od'd right?Ford: Yeah, so?Melodi: Do you suspect foul play and stuff?Ford: I'll let you know when someone pays me to give a shit and stuff!Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps.He's on the money, off the record, and over the top.Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick.Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick.Nov 19, 2019 · THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE Best Parts (1990) Andrew Dice Clay PLOT: To the Los Angeles elite, Ford Fairlane (Andrew "Dice" Clay) is known as "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective." This...
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