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    The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

    R1990 · Action · 1h 44m

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  1. Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the The Adventures of Ford Fairlane movie on Quotes.net.

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  2. With Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley, Morris Day. A vulgar private detective is hired to find a missing groupie and is drawn into a mystery involving a series of murders tied to the music industry.

  3. Find the best quotes from the 1990 comedy movie starring Andrew Dice Clay as a rock'n'roll detective. See his witty and vulgar dialogues with women, celebrities, and criminals.

  4. Ford Fairlane: 1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix. -- Ford Fairlane. Ford Fairlane: I'll be at Julie Grendel's. I want to see if he knows what a hoo-er thief his ex piece-of-shit wife is. -- Ford Fairlane.

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    Unfucking believable!
    So many assholes, So few bullets!
    Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my dick Tracy?!
    I am so terrifical I even have my own toll free number, 1800 Perfect
    Jazz: Maybe I should be thankful that was a foodless kiss
    Neil: You couldn't even find a handle on a coffee cup.
    Melodi: You're that guy, the private eye.
    Ford: You're a poet and you didn't know it.
    Melodi: You heard Bobby Black od'd right?
    Ford: Yeah, so?
    Melodi: Do you suspect foul play and stuff?
    Ford: I'll let you know when someone pays me to give a shit and stuff!
    Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps.
    He's on the money, off the record, and over the top.
    Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick.
    Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick.
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