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- The Crocodile by Lewis Carroll. “How cheerfully he seems to grin …”
- How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes by Shel Silverstein. “Such an awful, boring chore.”
- Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face by Jack Prelutsky. “Within your ear, your nose would be …”
- Don’t Go Into the Library by Alberto Rios. “The library is dangerous …”
Funny School Poem Number Four. Science Day. A monkey came for science day. with people from the zoo, who showed us slides of chimps and apes. and told us what they do. The monkey stayed around a while. and made himself a pest. And worst of all: he scored much higher.
Funny poems and songs about all the crazy things that happen at school. Our Teacher Likes Minecraft. Good Morning, Dear Students. April Fool’s Day. When the Teacher Isn’t Looking. My Dog Does My Homework. Lost and Found. Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster. I Hypnotized the Teacher.
- Sick. Famous Poem. By Shel Silverstein. “I cannot go to school today," Said little Peggy Ann McKay. “I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
- Snowball. Famous Poem. By Shel Silverstein. I made myself a snowball. As perfect as could be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet. And let it sleep with me. Stories 6.
- Being Brave At Night. Famous Poem. By Edgar A. Guest. The other night 'bout two o'clock, or maybe it was three, An elephant with shining tusks came chasing after me.
- Messy Room. Famous Poem. By Shel Silverstein. Whosever room this is should be ashamed! His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
- Round and Round
- Dinner Lady
- Where Do All The Teachers Go?
- Where Teachers Keep Their Pets
- At The End of A School Day
- School Trip
- Teacher
- The Teacher’s Day in Bed
- What Teachers Wear in Bed!
John Kitching Round and round the playground, Marching in a line, I’ll hold your hand. You hold mine. Round and round the playground Skipping in a ring Everybody loves it When we all sing. Round and round the playground That’s what we like: Climbing on the climbing frame, Riding on the bike. Round and round the playground, All together friends. W...
David Harmer Today at school I cut my knee. The dinner lady looked after me. She washed away the blood and dirt, then put a plaster where it hurt.
Peter Dixon Where do all the teachers go When it’s four o’clock? Do they live in houses And do they wash their socks? Do they wear pyjamas And do they watch TV? And do they pick their noses The same as you and me? Do they live with other people? Have they mum and dads? And were they ever children? And were they ever bad? Did they ever, never spell ...
Paul Cookson Mrs Cox has a fox nesting in her curly locks. Mr Spratt’s tabby cat sleeps beneath his bobble hat. Miss Cahoots has various newts swimming in her zip-up boots. Mr Spry has Fred his fly eating food stains from his tie. Mrs Groat shows off her stoat round the collar of her coat. Mr Spare’s got grizzly bears hiding in his spacious flares...
Was Magee It is the end of a school day and down the long drive come bag-swinging, shouting children. Deafened, the sky winces. The sun gapes in surprise. Suddenly the runners skid to a stop, stand still and stare at a small hedgehog curled-up on the tarmac like an old, frayed cricket ball. A girl dumps her bag, tiptoes forward and gingerly, so gin...
Tracey Blance Line up search in panic for partner on the coach. An odd number – one left over Why me?
Paul Cookson Loud shouter Deep thinker Rain hater Coffee drinker Spell checker Sum ticker Line giver Nit picker Ready listener Trouble carer Hometime lover Knowledge sharer
David Orme Our teacher’s having a day in bed – She’s sent her pets to school instead! There’s . . . A parrot to read the register, A crocodile to sharpen the pencils, A canary to teach singing, An adder to teach maths, An octopus to make the ink, An elephant to hoover the floor, An electric eel to make the computer work, A giraffe to look for troub...
Brian Moses It’s anybody’s guess what teachers wear in bed at night so we held a competition to see if any of us were right. We did a spot of research, although some of them wouldn’t say, but it’s probably something funny as they look pretty strange by day. Our Headteacher’s quite old-fashioned, he wears a Victorian nightshirt, our sports teacher ...
A selection of funny poems for kids about school, boring lesson, cruel teachers, disruptive pupils and other school related activities
A Funny School Poem for Kids. 951 votes. From the book When the Teacher Isn't Looking. I can’t wait for summer, when school days are done, to spend the days playing outside in the sun. I won’t have to study. No homework, no tests. Just afternoons spent on adventures and quests. Instead of mathematics and writing reports,
