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- Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Video: YouTube. Mother: Excuse me, do you sell videos? Randal: Yeah. What're you looking for? Mother: Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup. Randal: Uh, one second.
- 37 What? Video: YouTube. Dante: Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.Veronica: Because I never had sex with him.Dante: You sucked his dick!Veronica: We went out a few times.
- Lasagna Lady. Video: YouTube. Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
- Not Even Suppose to Be Here Today. Video: YouTube. Dante: I'm not even suppose to be here today. 21 votes.
- "How Many Times Have I Told You Not to Be Dealing in Front of The Store?"
- "What Kind of Convenience Store Do You Run Here?"
- "Which Did You Like Better, Jedi Or The Empire Strikes Back?"
- "I Don't Watch movies."
- "In A Row?"
- "Well, If We're So F***Ing Advanced, What Are We Doing Working Here?"
- "I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here today."
- "You're closed."
- "This Job Would Be Great If It Wasn't For The F***Ing customers."
Dante
Though certainly not a main character in the movie, Jay stood out as a scene-stealer in Clerks and became a major fixture in Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse movies. With his vulgar, goofy, and rebellious nature, there is something oddly charming about him. RELATED: What The Clerks Cast Is Up To In 2022 He cemented his greatness as a character in one scene in which Dante tells him once again to stop selling drugs in front of the store. Jay acts incredulous and denies doing such a thing only fo...
Coroner
Though some fans see Clerks as a plotless movie about people hanging out, there is certainly a lot that happens over the course of this one day. Following a particularly disturbing incident involving a dead man in the store's bathroom with a porno magazine, a coroner questions Dante about the days events. As if the incident with the dead man wasn't weird enough, the coroner goes on to learn about Dante closing the story for a hockey game and to go to a wake. Finally, she just has to question...
Randal
One of the things that thrilled audiences about the movie was how the characters talked like they talk with their friends. A lot of the conversations are meaningless yet entertaining in how relatable they are. The fact that Dante and Randal disagree about the same things all Star Wars fans disagreeabout is very entertaining. It also gives Smith an opportunity to explore his love of the Star Wars franchise with some interesting insight. Dante and Randal's comparison between Return of the Jedi...
Randal
Randal is another hugely entertaining character in the movie as the video store clerk who has no interest in customer service. In fact, he seems to try his best to be as rude or uncaring as possible in every interaction with customers. RELATED: 10 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Clerks III When a woman innocently asks for Randal's opinion of some of the movies she is considering, he doesn't even look up from his magazine and gives her the most dismissive answers. It is the kind of quote that ca...
Customer With Diapers
Though there are some surprisingly sweet moments in all the Clerksmovies, Smith seems to especially relish the vulgar humor in these movies. And while some of the discussions get fairly graphic, they also make for some of the funniest moments. In a moment that highlights Dante's insecurity and immaturity, he gets upset when he learns of his girlfriend's past sex life. In disbelief, he tells a random customer that she performed a particular sex act with 37 men to which the impressed customer a...
Randal
Though Randal can be a stubborn and self-centered person at times, he is another character who has unexpected moments in which he shows a deeper side to himself. In fact, in the end, he proves to have more self-awareness than Dante. RELATED: 10 Movies & TV Shows Where You've Seen The Cast Of Clerks 3 After Dante spirals downward in self-pity, Randal gives him some harsh words of honesty. But he also admits something about himself, how he talks down to all the customers that come into the stor...
Dante
The movie starts with Dante getting called into work on his day off leading to his often repeated line that "I'm not even supposed to be here today." It is a quote that sums up Clerks' main characteras well as being a catchphrase for the movie. So much happens to Dante on this day, taking him from lows to highs and back to lows. He feels sorry for himself, but as Randal points out, a lot of it is his own doing.
Randal
Clerks may have grown into its own franchise but it is easy to forget just how influential of an indie movie it was when it came out. It showed aspiring filmmakers that they could make small, micro-budget movies that didn't need to tell grand stories to be good. The final line of the movie speaks to this as it simply ends with Dante closing up the store for the night. While Smith's original ending was shockingly different, this is much more fitting to end it without any huge moments but rathe...
Randal
Looking at all three movies in the Clerks trilogy, it becomes clear how much the Quick Stop means to these characters. Though they complain about the job, they share a special connection to that place and it is strengthened with each new movie. Randal's insistence that the customers are the only things wrong with the job grows over the course of the next movie when he suggests they buy the Quick Stop. The third movie takes this line and makes it something surprisingly heartwarming in the end....
- Colin Mccormick
Clerks: Directed by Kevin Smith. With Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonauer. A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
Aug 2, 2015 · “I bet you 20 bucks you don’t get to rent that tape.” – Randal Graves. The focus of Clerks may be on Dante, but the character that people fell in love with first is probably his best friend...
In this article, we have gathered some of the most memorable Clerks quotes that showcase the film’s unique humor and insightful observations. One of the quotes that perfectly captures the essence of Clerks is when Dante Hicks says, “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Sep 26, 2022 · Clerks was initially made on an extremely small budget of $27,575, and it was shot in black and white. The funding for the film came from Smith personally as he used multiple credit cards, at ...
May 6, 2019 · Here are the 10 Funniest Quotes From Clerks . “That’s what high school was about: algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.” Anyone who has dated someone who turned out to be cheating on them or had a friend in that situation can relate to the kind of denial that Dante goes through in this scene.
