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- Van Wilder : Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. Van Wilder : Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards. Van Wilder : You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive.
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National Lampoon's Van Wilder: Directed by Walt Becker. With Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn. The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate.
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Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super.Hey, look. That old bag is stronger than she looks.And thus, 'Topless Tutors' was born.Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk I think giant jugs. You see, I can not go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff divi...This is the White Barry.You...you...you....you pussy ass mother fucker dick sucker!Richard: You do not call her that, Gonad!Vance Wilder, Sr: Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.Jeannie: It was the greatest ten seconds. Ever.Applicant: I see a rabbi. And he's performing a circumcision...on himself though.Van: Blue. It brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes; not unlike yourself. Anyone ever tell you that?Gwen: Yes, my boyfriend.Van: Now, repeat after me. No cock pump...Taj: No cock pump.The Tradition ContinuesDon't Graduate. Celebrate.If you're going for an advanced degree in partying...Why graduate?No party gets started until it gets wilder.National Lampoon's Van Wilder quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseNational Lampoon's Van Wilder at Rotten TomatoesIn the grand tradition of comedy classics like "National Lampoon's Animal House" and "National Lampoon's Vacation," "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" will charm you, move you and gross you out. 2 nominations.
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Apr 5, 2002 · Van Wilder: Directed by Walt Becker. With Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn. The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate.
