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A collection of hilarious quotes from the comedy film Billy Madison, starring Adam Sandler as a man who has to repeat the fifth grade. See how he interacts with his principal, teacher, classmates, and family with his wit and humor.
Jan 14, 2020 · Enjoy some of the best lines from Adam Sandler's 1995 comedy hit, \"Billy Madison.\" The movie features Sandler as a man-child who has to repeat fifth grade to inherit his father's business.
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I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear!I see your lips movin', but I can't make out the words! I'm deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn ... Soooo hot ... want to touch the hiney ... (howls)It's nudie magazine day!It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here.What do I care about some stupid, phony wrestling guy?The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue. I know now, that I shall never escape my fate as the Revolting Blob. It's something I must learn to live with.Old Man Clements: It's one of those flaming bags again!Old Man Clements's wife: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!Old Man Clements: Don't tell me my business, devil woman! Call the fire department; this one's out of control![stamps out flaming bag] Yuck! It's POOP again! I'll get you damn kids for this! You're...Veronica Vaughn: Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?[The scene cuts to show the bus driver, Jack and Frank eating the kids' lunches]Old Lady: I'll tell you who took those lunches. That damn Sasquatch!Taglines appear on theatrical release poster and in movie trailers. 1. Billy Madison's Going Back To School ... Way Back! 2. To Inherit His Family's Fortune, Billy Is Going Back To School ... Way Back! 3. There's A New Name For Dumb. 4. A Comedy About An Overwhelming Underachiever.
Mar 25, 2021 · Enjoy 32 hilarious quotes from Billy Madison, the 27-year-old adult who re-joins school to impress his father. Find out what he says to his teachers, classmates, and enemies in this classic American comedy film.
May 15, 2024 · Relive the hilarious moments of Billy Madison, the 1995 comedy starring Adam Sandler as a childish hotel heir who goes back to school. See the best one-liners, punchlines, and wisecracks from the film, such as \"You blew it!\" and \"Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll!\"
Apr 11, 2015 · Relive the hilarious moments from Adam Sandler's classic comedy with these memorable lines from Billy Madison. From \"Stop looking at me Swan\" to \"I am the smartest man alive\", these quotes are so ingrained in our culture you forgot where they came from.
