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#1. AquaSeaPearl , Fotis Fotopoulos / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report. Final score: 198 points. POST. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. 43. View more comments. #2. Norm Keller , Danielle Rice / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report. Final score: 140 points. POST. The real joke here is the French agent speaking English... 91. View More Replies...
- (This was ranked #1): A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
- I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
- Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual” he replied.
Jan 27, 2021 · “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?” 2 / 200. Photo: Shutterstock. Time is relative. A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
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- "My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas." —angels4d4906ef4. "LOL. This one took me a minute. " —isabellelondon22. "A grammar joke!
- "Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
- "Q: How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Is it one... or two? One... or two?" —pitapocket. "How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
- "What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little... wine."
Aug 28, 2023 · Latest. Funny, Jokes. Updated Aug 28, 2023. 40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time. Linas Simonaitis, Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė and. Saulė Tolstych. 126. 15. ADVERTISEMENT. A one-liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke.
Apr 13, 2023 · A-Dell! What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty! What can't you run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents! How do you throw a space party? You planet! Where do hamburgers go dancing? The meat-ball!
