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  2. May 8, 2020 · But which one of these Wedding Crashers quotes is the best? You get to help decide with your votes. Which funny Wedding Crashers lines are your favorites? With the likes of Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and Isla Fisher on this list, you can be certain you'll crack a smile as you vote on these quotes.

  3. A great memorable quote from the Wedding Crashers movie on Quotes.net - Jeremy Grey: You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you!

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    • Jeremy Grey
    • Sack's Friends
    • William Cleary
    • Todd Cleary
    • Chaz Reinhold
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    There he is, the bigguy!
    I don't even know what the heck a quail is!
    I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a fucking race horse.
    It's the first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a hail Mary? I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! Look,...
    Oh please! You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer!
    I don't even wear a belt...beltless.
    Rule number 76: no excuses. Play like a champion.
    You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!
    Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!
    Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?
    That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!
    Darn, sluts!
    Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
    You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.
    Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?
    Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
    Death, you are my Bitch Lover!
    I made you painting a... I call it 'Celebration'(shows painting). It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
    Would that make you love me?!
    I'll be in my room painting homothings.
    What the fuckdo you want?
    God darn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!
    I'm just living the dream.
    Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!
    Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
    Husband: Yeah, that's right, go comatose for me, baby!
    Grandma: He was a doll! The wife, though, Eleanor, big dyke. Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.
    Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your fucking skateboard!
    John: No, don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
    Jeremy: Yeah, well the proper girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit out of me.
    [the guests in front of them turn and look at Jeremy]
    John: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you.
    Jeremy: Look, John, I'm sorry I'm not sorry, okay? I'm not gonna apologize. I'm a cocksman!
    [they turn around again]
    On July 15, they're coming to your wedding...with or without invitations.
    They're just a couple of guys who need a good wife.
    Hide Your actual IQ rating.
    Life's a Blessing, Remember to Pray.
  4. Jan 16, 2011 · Wedding Crashers - You motor boatin' son of a bitch. DigitalThrowUp. 807 subscribers. Subscribed. 836. 256K views 13 years ago. Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson talking about motor boating...

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  5. A great memorable quote from the Wedding Crashers movie on Quotes.net - You motor boating son of a bitch.

  6. Jan 8, 2016 · Vince Vaughn show Owen Wilson what mororboating is all about in this classic scene from Wedding Crashers.

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