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- Like a more polished, big-budget version of late-night cable erotica, Fifty Shades Freed is pretty much just a series of artfully shot sex scenes (director James Foley loves to zoom in on Johnson's breasts) separated by the thinnest of narrative structures and poorly executed characterization.
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Feb 9, 2018 · "Fifty Shades" is pure relationship melodrama, and the role of Anna requires an honest commitment to those aspects of the story. A true test of an actor's talent is how they survive silly or bad material.
- How Does Ana Not Know That Christian Owns A plane?
- How Does Christian Think A Charm Bracelet Is A Good Gift?
- Do We Seriously Not Get Any Male Nudity in This Trilogy?
- How Did Anastasia Get Promoted While She Was on Her Honeymoon?
- Why Is Purgatory The First Book in The “Inferno” Series?
- Why Doesn’T Anyone in This Office Have A computer?
- If Christian Is So Jealous, Why Would He Hire Her Such A Hot Bodyguard?
- What Is Christian Doing in Africa?
- How Is Ana Such A Good Driver?
- Why Would Anyone Ever Propose in A Club?
After Ana and Christian drive away from their wedding, their chauffeured car brings them to a runway with a private jet. "You own this?" Ana asks, incredulous. "We own this," Christian magnanimously corrects her. But… how does that surprise Ana at all? In the last movie, Christian mentioned buying an airline. An AIRLINE! More than a single plane! H...
Christian is set up as a paradigm of wealth and sophistication, and yet on their honeymoon, he gifts his new bride a charm bracelet. And a charm bracelet with an Eiffel Tower charm, which is the most infuriatingly and hilariously basic gift in the world. A charm bracelet is what a stepdad gives to his wife's 13-year-old daughter who he doesn't know...
We see Anastasia topless so many times this movie, and not once do we get full-frontal nudity on Christian's part. This is supposed to be groundbreaking (sorry, coughed a little bit on my tongue there) erotica focused on female pleasure. The audience of these movies are overwhelming female; and so why is it almost exclusively Ana we see as a sexual...
Literally, how is this office run? We haven't seen Anastasia do anything to merit a promotion. Last film, we saw her ludicrously get promoted from assistant to fiction editor because she suggested in a meeting that they pay attention to writers with an online presence (?) and now she returns from a months-long vacation to find out her title is even...
The one thing we see Ana do at her job is publish a book by the young and attractive writer Boyce Fox called Purgatory. We see from its cover that it is the first in a trilogy. But… why would the first book in an "Inferno" trilogy be called Purgatory? The Divine Comedy is already a trilogy: It begins with Inferno, followed by Purgatorio, and then P...
How the hell are people working at a book publishing company without computers? This isn't 1925; Ernest Hemingway isn't sending physical copies of typewritten manuscripts to the office. Authors write on computers. Editors edit on computers. Who wouldn't know that?
Because Jack Hyde was able to steal personal files, Christian ramps up security on Ana and the rest of his family. He hires his bride two full-time security agents, including one named Sawyer whose single defining characteristic is being hot, something everyone comments on. Sleeping with a bodyguard is a cliché, and Christian gets jealous of everyo...
Christian buys Ana a house, and he hires the flirtatious architect Gia Matteo to redesign it, and she hits on Christian with the perfect line: "I love what you're doing in Africa." That pickup line should be in books. It should be taught in comedy classes around the country. There is no joke anyone could write that would be more hilarious to me tha...
As they're driving away from someone on their tail, Ana goes full 007 in an Audi. I realize that this is a movie but… again, how? Until she met Christian, she drove a beat-up old car, and since meeting Christian, it seems like she's been mostly driven around by Taylor. How does she know how to pull these insane, stunt-driver style maneuvers? I thou...
Christian's brother is dating Ana's best friend Kate, and while it seemed like he was cheating on her—surprise—he was actually just about to propose. But why—and how—would anyone ever propose in a club?! Clubs are loud and crowded, and Christian's brother, Elliot, is able to give a little impassioned speech about finding love. Did he shout it over ...
Feb 8, 2018 · In Fifty Shades Freed, released in the U.S. on Feb. 9, Dakota Johnson returns as Anastasia Steele, the once prim but now sexually adventurous heroine introduced in Fifty Shades of Grey.
Parents need to know that Fifty Shades Freed is the final installment in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, movies based on E.L. James' best-selling erotic romance novels originally written as Twilight fan fiction. Like the other two movies, it's an erotic drama with more bedroom action than…
- James Foley
- Sandie Angulo Chen
- Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson
Feb 9, 2018 · Fifty Shades Freed: Directed by James Foley. With Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, Eloise Mumford. Anastasia and Christian get married, but Jack Hyde continues to threaten their relationship.
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- Drama, Mystery, Romance
- James Foley
- 2018-02-09
With all-time great, comes all time-bad, and 2018 has provided cinephiles with the conclusion, oh I’m sorry, the climax of the worst trilogy of all time, the Fifty Shades trilogy. Full Review |...
Feb 9, 2018 · The good news—and, yes, we are grading on a curve so steep that it’s essentially a vertical drop—is that Fifty Shades Freed is marginally less retrograde and offensive than Fifty Shades...
