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Jun 20, 2020 · That’s one. [scene cuts to new pitch] [to the batter] You know, if my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave his butt, and tell him to walk backwards. [scene cuts to new pitch] The heater. Here it comes. I dare ya. [Ham puts the batter off, he swings and misses] Strike three, you’re out. [scene cuts to new pitch] Hey.
Sep 26, 2023 · 3. “There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.”. 4. “If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.”. – Cannon’s Law. 5. “Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.”. 6.
Jul 13, 2022 · Memes are a cultural shorthand that, like all forms of communication, evolve with those who use them. Nobody can claim to know or understand every single meme that exists. There are simply too ...
8. Florida Retirement. If your coworker is retiring to Florida, this retirement meme is a great look into their future. 9. The Retirement Sleep Schedule. Grandma, I love you, but the oatmeal can wait. 10. Dog Dad Retirement. Catch me matching my fits with my dog on our daily walks once I hit retirement.
Jan 3, 2019 · 7. Fuggetaboutit. Advertisement. "Live your life and forget your age." — Unknown. 8. It's a skill that comes with age. "One of the best things about getting older: Knowing someone is an asshole ...
Mar 25, 2024 · I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce." —Barbie (Margot Robbie) 3. "There are no multiples of Allan. He’s just Allan.” —Narrator ( Helen Mirren) 4. "She's not dying, she's ...
Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.”. “Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works too.”. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”. Funny leadership quotes can inspire and make us better leaders, while making us laugh.
