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A blonde guy walks into a bar. A hefty, muscular gun toting blond guy from Austin Texas goes to a bar on his Harley Davidson. He parks the bike outside, goes in and orders a drink. Now the regulars at this bar have a habit of picking on newcomers. So when the blond goes back his bike is missing from its spot.
Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender says, "NO STRINGS ALLOWED!" They got kicked out. One string gets an idea and ties himself into a knot. He walks back into the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Ok." And comes back with a beer.
Mar 31, 2016 · Some of them warrant a chuckle, some a groan, but we’ve come across a few that actually make us laugh. Below you’ll find 20 great takes on the classic “A guy walks into a bar…” joke. 1. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. 2. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. 3. A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper ...
A man walks into a bar with a Labrador. He makes his way to the bar and orders a drink. “I’m sorry, but we don’t allow dogs in here,” says the bartender. “That’s my seeing-eye dog,” the man replies. The bartender’s face instantly drops, knowing he made himself out to be a complete asshole. “Oh God.
Oct 6, 2021 · When the bartender serves him, he says, “I see you didn’t order a beer for one of your brothers. My condolences on your loss.” “My brothers are still alive,” the Irishman says. “I didn’t order my own beer; my wife made me promise to give up drinking.”. A guy walks into a bar and yells, “All lawyers are assholes.”.
Feb 28, 2022 · Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.”. The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.”. The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer ...
Apr 10, 2014 · 10 Funniest 'Man Walked Into A Bar' Jokes. A man walks into a bar on a Friday evening. He tells the bartender, "I'd like three shots of your finest Irish whiskey, please." The bartender lines the three shots up for him, the gent pays for his drinks, enjoys the whiskeys, and leaves without another word. The next Friday, the patron comes back and ...
