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- Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! Why do fish never do well in school? Because they’re always swimming in schools but never actually learn!
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2 days ago · Advertisement. 8. "I want to tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants. You’ve probably never herbivore." 9. "I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!" 10 ...
4 days ago · Apparently, I couldn’t concentrate. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. I used to be a bus driver, but I lost my job. They told me I was driving people away. The guy who invented the door knocker won the No-bell prize. If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock. I’m great at multitasking.
1 day ago · It’s pointless.”. “Why did the student throw a clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.”. “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”. “There’s a new airline for book lovers. It has a large library of popular books. It’s called Jane Air.”. “Why were the fish’s grades bad?
1 day ago · 50 School Jokes That Are Definitely Funnier Than Homework 1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright! 2. What do ...
1 day ago · Kids say the darnedest things, and when the darned things they say are caught on video, virality almost inevitable. Now there's the German toddler who sternly gives his father a road rules lesson, literally side-seat driving and chastising him for accelerating too fast. His "Oh, mein Gott!" has people rolling, as does his ingrained respect for ...
1 day ago · Anxious and quiet, Nile suddenly felt a sense of awe, thinking the moment could never happen at a big waterpark. Nile still remembers it six years later. “They were just, like, comfortable,” said Nile, now 22. “I was just watching people have fun and listening to the laughter and the jokes, and I still felt included.”
3 days ago · It's not a job for the faint of heart. To celebrate this monumental achievement, we’ve created a FREE printable first day of school sign just for you, the brave moms who survived summer with their wits and sense of humor intact. Our “This mom survived summer!"
