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I entered the parking garage and was rushing when a cop was crossing in my blind side - I stopped and apologized for not seeing him and he told me that if i would have hit him, he would of shot me. I kind of nervously laughed because I thought he was being a little dramatic of how "close" I came and he proceeded to tell me its not fucking funny.
3 days ago · Here’s a collection of some of the best funny quotes that are sure to make you laugh: “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”. “I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.”. “Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream and that’s kind of the same thing.”. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I ...
3 days ago · Twitter funny Shakespeare. The Globe asked people for their favourite Shakespeare quotes and these 21 funny fakes are a comedy of errors. Poke Staff.Updated May 30th, 2024
3 days ago · Even if you don’t know you know a William Shakespeare quote, you know a William Shakespeare quote. As well as the obvious things, like Hamlet‘s ‘To be or not to be’ soliloquy, or Richard III‘s “A horse! a horse! My kingdom for a horse!”, there are the things people say all the time that are […]
4 days ago · “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin. “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King. “Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson. “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
4 days ago · Funny Get Well Soon Messages For Boyfriend. Cheering up your boyfriend with some humor can be the perfect way to show you care while making him smile. Here are some funny get well soon quotes that you can personalize for him. "Get well soon, [Boyfriend's Name]! I need my cuddle buddy back, Netflix isn't the same without you." — Unknown
