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Dec 7, 2023 · Share. ADVERTISEMENT. “Children say the darndest things!”. People like to exclaim, but ultimately they are right. Young children in particular tend to not have an agenda and will unflinchingly share their honest opinions. The results tend to be equally as funny as thought-provoking.
Jan 26, 2022 · 100 Funny Quotes For Kids. 1. If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me, no matter where I try to hide. 2. Don’t be so hard on yourself. The mom in E.T. had an alien living in her house for days and didn’t notice. 3. “It’s not about how tired you are. It’s about how tired you’re making everyone else.”
Aug 9, 2023 · 1. “I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school .” -Peter De Vries. 2. “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” -Casey Stengel. Photo by David Em/Humor Living. 3. “Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” -Phyllis Diller. 4.
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Mar 5, 2019 · *Holding my sleepy 3-year-old son in the morning* 3-year-old: *Poots loudly on my arm* Mom: Wow! That sounded like a trumpet! 3-year-old: That’s t’cuz I have a trumpet in my pants. When will what fall off? Anonymous reader shares, 5-year-old girl: What’s that? *Pointing to baby brother’s clamped cord*
Jan 30, 2024 · 5 min. Added. 30 January 2024. Contents show. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I’ll go on ahead! Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! Why was the math book sad?
Feb 16, 2022 · 37 Hilarious Quotes From Kids To Brighten Your Day. Here are some malapropisms, one-liners and other funny observations from kids. Kids have a truly special way of stringing words together. So it’s only natural their parents want to document their most priceless quotes.
