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Jan 28, 2019 · We asked creator Thomas Fricilone where the lunacy comes from, who’s responsible for the antics, and what now… Today we’re bringing to ya, “Wet Tux,” a knockoff late night TV show ranging from the nonsensical to the deranged.
- Blind Man Crossing The Street
- Giving Up Your Seat For A Pregnant Woman
- Donating Blood
- Letting Your Dinner Date Have A Bite from You Plate
- Watching Someone’S Computer at A Cafe
- Babysitting Your Friend’S Child
- What Can You do?
Here’s a classic con: old blind man doesn’t know when to cross the street and asks for the help of a strong, capable person with eyes. DON’T BE FOOLED! Fact:95% of blind people aren’t blind at all, they’re just wearing sunglasses. This gives them two advantages when pulling a con. First you can’t see where their eyes are looking because their shade...
Don’t be bamboozled by these mighty fine finks. Pregnant women should NOT be sitting down. In fact, when a pregnant woman sits down, she’s sitting directly on the baby’s head. Sitting is the number one cause of autism. So anytime a pregnant woman, or preggo, asks you for your seat because their “feet hurt”, well grab your wallet and dignity because...
I haven’t fully figured out this scam yet, but I’m certain it is one, because news flash: blood is gross. Anyone who would want blood must be a con-artist because that stuff is nasty. Imagine Kool-Aid without any of the essential vitamins and nutrients Kool-Aid provides. That’s blood, and it’s dumb as hell.
Wow. Here’s a scam straight from the book, “Best Scams Ever Done Did” now available on Amazon as an ebook. Not! That was a scam. God, you’re an easy pick. So you’re on a dinner date with some new, fresh piece of meat named Jeff or Barney, and she’s a real looker. You order the steak and eggs and she orders a salad. Guess who’s about to need a proct...
This little scam was invented by the Chinese as a way to obtain all your Twitter passwords. It’s called social-hacking, and even those pimple-faced Anonymous folks get strung along with this one. First, they ask you to watch their Toshiba laptop. There’s your first sign that something’s off: only criminals and insane people have Toshiba laptops. Th...
Here’s a scam that started in the late 1960’s when hippies realized they couldn’t use their babies for fuel. Few facts:No one wants kids. They smell and drool everywhere. They’re like dogs except you can’t put them in a crate for 12 hours a day. And, unlike dogs, you can get arrested for eating them. So beware of your friends trying to pawn off the...
Wise up. These are only six scams of the roughly 9 billion I’ve encountered in the last three months of being a scam-busting master. Remember: everyone is a criminal, no one can be trusted. There is, however, a fail safe way to know if you’re being scammed. It’s an answer so simple, yet so often ignored, you’ll want to kick yourself for not thinkin...
Feb 16, 2017 · NY writer and comedian. http://everyoneeverywhereallofthetime.com/. Every day, Thomas Fricilone and thousands of other voices read, write, and share important stories on Medium.
Thomas Fricilone teaches us the history of everything in just a few lines. Plus advice from Fran, a short briefing on sleep, and a big list of comedy events!
Wet Tux is a late night talk show like you've never seen before. In 2057 a nuclear war decimates the Earth and only a small number of people survive. Divided...
Thomas Fricilone is a Copywriter at Truecoach based in Boulder, Colorado. Previously, Thomas was a Senior Copywriter at DeltaSift and also held po sitions at Broadway Video, Freelance, Digital Remedy, Capacitr, Owen & Fred, Kaplan, BIZ 3 Publicity.
