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Steven Wright. Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
- “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
- “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
- “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
- “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’
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Jan 22, 2021 · Steven Wright Quotes and One-Liners. “7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”. – Steven Wright. “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”. – Steven Wright. “A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”. – Steven Wright. “A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so ...
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Nov 22, 2023 · Television. 32 Hilarious Steven Wright One-Liner Jokes. Features. By Nick Venable. published 22 November 2023. All hail the King of Brilliantly Random One-Liners. (Image credit: CBS) Many stand-up ...
