Yahoo Web Search

Sign In
  1. Steven Wright

    Steven Wright

    American comedian

Search results

  1. Movies & TV Shows

    Show more

  2. www.cracked.com › article_36196_67-of-the-best67 of the Best Steven Wright Jokes on His 67th Birthday

    • “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
    • “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
    • “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
    • “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’

  3. Top Stories

    View all

  4. Images

    • Steven Wright - Alchetron, The Free Social Encyclopedia
    • Steven Wright brings his deadpan ‘80-minute tightrope’ of comedy to S.A.
    • Steven Wright’s Offbeat Humor Has Nurtured Other Comics - The New York ...
    • Steven Wright|Show | The Lyric Theatre
    • Steven Wright | Disney Wiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia
    • Steven Wright – Movies, Bio and Lists on MUBI

    View all

  5. en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Steven_WrightSteven Wright - Wikipedia

    Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. [1]

  6. thoughtcatalog.com › 2020 › 09100+ Hilarious Steven Wright Quotes and Jokes - Thought Catalog

    Jan 22, 2021 · Enjoy over 100 hilarious and ironic one-liners by American comedian Steven Wright. Learn about his life, career, and awards as a stand-up comedian and actor.

    • January Nelson

  7. Videos

    View all

  8. www.youtube.com › watch“I’m Like A Receptionist For My Mind” - Steven Wright, After ...

    Jan 19, 2024 · 9.31M subscribers. Subscribed. 9.9K. 532K views 3 months ago #Colbert #Harold #Books. Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of...

    • 9 min
    • 537.6K
    • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

  9. www.youtube.com › watchComedian Steven Wright | Funniest Collection - YouTube

    Jan 4, 2020 · One of the most original, brilliant comedians ever! Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer.

    • 10 min
    • 222.7K
    • Gilbert Gottfried Comedy

  10. www.nytimes.com › 2023/05/16 › artsSteven Wright, Master of the One-Liner, Tries His Hand at a ...

    May 16, 2023 · May 16, 2023. If there’s one living stand-up legend whose jokes are perfect for Twitter, it’s Steven Wright. Not only are they concise (“Lost a buttonhole”) but so meticulously absurd ...

  11. People also ask

  12. www.youtube.com › watchSteven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy - YouTube

    May 15, 2021 · Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy. LaughPlanet. 914K subscribers. Subscribed. 16K. 1.1M views 3 years ago UNITED STATES. Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy Support...

    • 7 min
    • 1.2M
    • LaughPlanet

  1. Searches related to Steven Wright

    steven wright one-linerssteven wright imdb
    steven wright comediansteven wright married
    steven wright toursteven wright baseball
    steven wright wikisteven wright tour dates 2023
  2. People also search for