Yo Mama
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- 1. Long Beach vs. Riverside Apr 3, 2006
- Trash-talking competition.
- 2. Downtown L.A. vs. Hollywood Apr 4, 2006
- Trash-talking competition.
- 3. Beach vs. Valley Apr 5, 2006
- Trash-talking competition.
Yo Momma is an American television show based upon insulting one's mother. Creators, executive producers and hosts are Wilmer Valderrama, along with Sam Sarpong (Seasons 1 and 2), Jason Everhart and Destiny Lightsy.
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Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.Yo mama's cooking is so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.Yo mama is so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.Yo mama is so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets Chapstick on her ears.Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.Yo mama is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin.Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."Yo mama is so lazy, she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide theirfood.Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate."Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.Yo mama is so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.Yo mamma is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."Yo mama is so ugly, I told her to take out the trash and she left the house.Yo mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.Yo mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.Yo mama's like a race car driver—she burns a lot of rubbers.Yo mama got more clap than an auditorium."Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries." — Monty Python and the Holy Grail"I'll be playing with your mama tonight." — The Waterboy"Your mama's so fat, she fell over, broke her leg, and gravy poured out." —White Men Can't JumpYo Momma: Created by Wilmer Valderrama. With Donna Glytch, Wilmer Valderrama, Jason Everhart, Sam Sarpong. Wilmer Valderrama criss-crosses the country in search of America's best trash-talkers.
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- 2006-04-03
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- Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
- Yo mama so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said “one at a time please.”
- Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
- Yo mama so fat, and old, that when God said “Let there be light,” he was just asking her to move out of the way.
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Yo Momma is a American reality television game show based upon the black urban culture of insulting another's mother. Creators, executive producers and hosts are Wilmer Valderrama, along with Sam Sarpong, Jason Everhart and Destiny Lightsy.
This premiere season of 'Yo Momma' features the best clowners in Los Angeles, as host Wilmer Valderrama found the best trash-talkers in Southern California's most notorious hoods.
