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  1. May 16, 2019 · Hawke's canoe joke 'captures the Australian irreverence' (2013) YouTube Bob Hawke tells a joke with Alan Bond. Posted 16 May 2019, updated 16 May 2019. Share. ALP. Australia. Government and Politics. Human Interest. No other Australian prime minister commanded Bob Hawke's popularity, and few could match his authenticity on camera.

  2. A Frenchman, an Englishman and an Australian go exploring in the jungle. Afer some time, they come across a beautiful lake and all decide to go swimming. Afterwards as they leave the crystal-clear water they are captured by a local tribe and are brought before the chief. The chief looks at them and says "All three of you were caught swimming in ...

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  4. May 16, 2019 · Hawke's canoe joke 'captures the Australian irreverence' (2013) Loading YouTube content. Read more about Bob Hawke's legacy: Posted 16 May 2019, updated 16 May 2019. Share. ALP. Australia. Government and Politics. People. No other Australian prime minister commanded Bob Hawke's popularity, and few could match his authenticity on camera.

  5. BUt seriously Aussies are like that - if you knew this guy bob hawke - hes actually just a regular aussie bloke. A pretty smart one though so he means well. I understand that if Americans said it, it might be a bit racist because of context.

  6. May 17, 2019 · He’d tell this joke about a canoe. He’d sing Solidarity Forever, the old trade union anthem. In a crowd of relatively wealthy people, he’d rip it off through pure charisma.

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  7. Sep 26, 2013 · After recounting his memories of the night Australia II won the America’s Cup, Mr Hawke regaled the crowd with an unrelated joke about an Englishman, a Frenchman and Australian hiking through the Andes. Mr Hawke finishes the joke and says: “There goes your f---ing canoe,” as the punchline.

  8. Take ‘em to the chief. The chief says (and here Hawke slipped into broken English): ‘You have broken the sacred law. This our most sacred site. For this you die. When we kill you we take off skin. Out of skin make canoe. Put canoe on lake. Permanent reminder to all peoples. Never infringe on our most sacred site.’”