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Apr 3, 2023 · Here are the 100 best quotes from The Office: "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott. "Whenever I'm about to do...
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- “You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”
- “Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” (Season 3, Episode 13) via GIPHY. The lesson: Michael may have butchered the old adage, but this quote offers wisdom all the same.
- “‘You miss 100 percent of the chances you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky’ – Michael Scott” (Season 5, Episode 23) via GIPHY. The lesson: So, maybe Michael didn’t coin this well-known adage, but the message still rings true.
- “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”
- All Time Best Michael Scott Quotes. “That’s what she said.” Supercut of the Most Famous Michael Scott Quotes. The undisputable best Michael Scott quote of all time cannot be pinned to one scene.
- Best of Michael Scott’s Quotes from The Office. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
- Best Michael Scott Quotes to Burn Toby. "I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him. " Famous Michael Scott Quotes on Toby. When Michael fails to realize that Toby has come back from Costa Rica to work in the office again, he pleads to David Wallace for Toby’s removal.
- The Office Michael Scott Quotes List. "I am Beyoncé, always." Michael Scott Inspirational Quotes. After Michael finds that he is the mistress in a love triangle, Andy tries to convince Michael to do the right thing by referencing the movie Obsessed.
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1. “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” 2. “I am Beyoncé, always.” 3. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” 4. “Well, well, well how the turntables.” 5. “You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.” 6. “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone...
66. “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” 67. “The only time I set the bar low is for limbo. Always keep the bar raised no matter what.” 68. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” These “inspirational” Michael...
86. “Fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.” 87. “Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.” Michael Scott is big on parties, so it makes sense he takes his own birthda...
91. “Love is the water of life, drink deeply.” 92. “I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate… no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it… Nike.” 93. “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.” 94. “If you break that girl’s heart, I will kill you. That’s just a figure of speech....
101. “This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.” 102 .”Guess who I am sitting here dressed as. I will give you a hint: His last name is Christ; He has the power of flight and can heal leopards.” 103. “St. Patrick’s Day is the closest thing the Irish have to Christmas.” 104. “The name is Bond… Santa Bond. I’ll have an eggnog, shaken not stirre...
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Mar 11, 2021 · 1. "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice." - Michael Scott, Season Six, Episode 23. 2. "The worst thing about prison was the dementors." - Michael Scott, Season Three, Episode Nine. 3. "You know what they say? Fool me once, strike one but fool me twice, strike three."
Oct 22, 2021 · An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… an office is a place where dreams come true.”. — Michael Scott. “I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station.”. — Creed Bratton.
4 days ago · Updated by Jordan Iacobucci on May 20, 2024: With news of the new reboot of The Office, take a look back at some of Michael Scott's best quotes in the beloved original American series. 20 “Sometimes I’ll Start A Sentence And I Don’t Know Where It’s Going..."
