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- 1. Pilot Sep 22, 1994
- Monica's high-school friend visits after leaving her fiance at the altar.
- 2. The One With the Sonogram at the End Sep 29, 1994
- Monica prepares for dinner with her parents; Ross' ex-wife is pregnant.
- 3. The One With the Thumb Oct 6, 1994
- Monica has trouble breaking up with a guy who is popular with her friends.
- Joey Tribbiani quotes 1. "How you doin'?" 2. "Joey doesn’t share food!” 3. "Here come the meat sweats." 4. "Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!” 5. "You can’t just give up.
- Chandler Bing quotes. 12. "I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” 13. "Whapah!" 14. "Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!"
- Ross Geller quotes. 23. “We were on a break!” 24. “Unagi.” 25. “Pivot!” 26. “I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!” 27. "Ugly baby judges you!"
- Phoebe Buffay quotes. 35. "See? He’s her lobster. " 36. "Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper. 37. “Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.
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- Quotes About Life
- Quotes About Love
- Quotes About Food
- Quotes About Friendship
- Miscellaneous Quotes
1. “Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”
Monica– The Pilot A quote about: Reality Use this when: Someone welcomes a baby. Rachel, the bride who is notoriously known for ditching her first fiancé at her own wedding, officially moves in with Monica after turning up in her wedding dress at Central Perk. The next day, Rachel is determined to change her life and with the help of her friends, she’s encouraged to cut up all of her credit cards. Monica welcomes her bluntly to her new reality with this line.
2. “Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
Phoebe– The Pilot A quote about: Procrastination Use this when: Your boss asks you to work overtime. It’s all about being blunt and honest when using this line. Ross is needing a little assistance in putting up his new furniture and Joey asks Phoebe if she wants to help. Of course she doesn’t, so she tells them straight. We love her for being so upfront, I think we would decline too!
3. “Not just clean, ‘Monica clean’.”
Monica– The One With the Male Nanny A quote about: Cleaning Use this when: Your parents inspect your house. What makes Monica happy other than cooking? Cleaning! Poor Chandler is woken up in Tulsa by Monica over-excited about her new job at Javu. Not only does she love her job, but could it beany more clean? We are still trying to book her to come clean our homes, but she’s fully booked until 2045.
34. “You’re my lobster.”
Ross– The One With the Prom Video A quote about: Love Use this when: Hugging your pet, or lobster. Ross, as usual, messes up with Rachel. To make it right, Phoebe shares her words of wisdom that so happen to involve lobsters. Ross thinks himself of a hero and interrupts a conversation between Rachel and a man and attempts to be romantic using the lobster reference. He meant well, though according to Google, lobsters only last in love for two weeks. Yikes.
35. “He’s so pretty, I want to cry.”
Rachel– The One With Rachel’s Assistant A quote about: Boys, boys, boys Use this when: Staring into the eyes of your Tom Hardy poster. Rachel is faced with another tough decision; no, it’s not buying boots that make her feet bleed (lesson learnt from Monica). She’s hiring a new assistant and is faced with the decision of hiring someone with experience and someone young, good-looking and with a name like Tag. In fact, he’s so pretty, it makes her want to shed a few tears.
36. “You’re over me? When were you…under me?”
Ross– The One Where Ross Finds Out A quote about: Break-ups Use this when: An ex tries to tell you they’re done. A moment fans all waited for, Ross and Rachel finally come as one and both realize their feelings for each other. Ross dates Julie, and Rachel realizes how she feels about him, declaring she is now over him (we sense she isn’t). In this comical scene, Ross finds out how she really feels, and sweet Julie is waiting downstairs.
58. Joey: “What’s wrong buddy?” / Ross: “Somebody at work ate my sandwich.”
Joey & Ross– The One With Ross’ Sandwich A quote about: Sandwiches Use this when: You’re trying to get free food from your gran. Ross’ sandwich was eaten by his boss at work – a tasty left-over turkey sandwich with the unforgettable moist maker. However, even after labelling his food, it was still taken and chowed down on. Personally, we think Ross’ reaction here is valid. Who takes someone else’s food? It’s a crime!
59. “Brussels sprouts? That’s worse than no food.”
Ross– The One With the Late Thanksgiving A quote about: Christmas dinner Use this when: Declaring a national ban on sprouts at Christmas. After arriving late for Monica’s well-cooked, huge Thanksgiving dinner, the rest of the friends are locked in the hallway and Monica is refusing them some of that delicious turkey (poor Joey). Rachel thinks she is on to a winner as something is left cooking in Joey’s oven. Unfortunately, it’s a foodie’s worst nightmare – Brussel sprouts. Ross sums it up per...
60. “You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.”
Joey– The One With the Creepy Christmas Card A quote about: Pizza Use this when: Your friends don’t want pizza. In typical fashion, Joey’s love for food prevails. He walks in on Rachel ending a phone call, who lies about who she hung up on. She tells him it was the pizza place; Joey is a little shocked. I mean, of course he is! Who the heck hangs up on a pizza place anyway? This moment shows that food is just as much of a friend.
73. “I guess they weren’t as good friends as we are.”
Joey–The One With Ross’ Tan A quote about: True friendship Use this when: You want to get really soppy with your BFF. Rachel and Joey finally admit their feelings and begin dating each other. As they try to overcome their nerves, both sit and have a heartfelt moment. Reflecting on their relationship, they realize their bond and friendship is stronger than ever. A comforting moment…and yes, Ross is totally fine, we think.
74. “Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?”
Rachel–The One With the Breast Milk A quote about: Betrayal Use this when: Someone lets you down. In this scene, Rachel is upset with Monica for going shopping with Julie. Ah Julie, always getting in the way. Monica is trying to apologize, but Rachel is not having any of it. This was a moment where their friendship was tested and love got in the way. Of course, it didn’t tear them apart, friends for life.
75. “A promise between friends means never having to give a reason.”
Phoebe– The One Where Estelle Dies A quote about: Relationships Use this when: Writing a last-minute message in a birthday card. Estelle, Joey’s fabulous, chain-smoking agent dies. Only Phoebe knows and to try and save Joey disappointment in trying to get an audition, she does what any friend would do – call them pretending to be the agent. The line is delivered in a comedic manner, but we can’t help but aww at the friendship between these two. EXTRA READING: 25 ‘Friends’ Gifts Every Fan Will...
80. “You don’t have a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?”
Joey– The One in Barbados A quote about: TV Use this when: Checking into your budget hotel room. Joey is attending an event for Ross’ speech and a fan approaches Ross. Joey of course, because he’s an actor, assumes they know him, too. Only, they don’t own a TV – shocker! Joey throws this funny quote back, which of course is totally relatable. Even Ross owns a TV!
81. Joey: “You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mom died?”/ Chandler: “Yes, it was so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.”
Joey & Chandler – The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry A quote about: Crying Use this when: You are trying to look cool, edgy and emo. Chandler can’t cry, but Monica is determined to get him to cry! After some of the gang watch E.T, Phoebe insists Bambiis sadder. Chandler, with absolutely zero heart and soul, reminds us all why we love his sarcastic sense of humor, throwing in one of his best lines on the show. He’s got a point though…
82. “How you doin?”
Joey – First said in: The One With Rachel’s Crush A quote about: Flirting Use this when: Learning to woo your crush. Three simple words can really make a gal or guy blush. No, it’s not what you think! But Joey knows how to woo the ladies, and his most famous line is surely the way to do it. Rachel is also trying to woo someone herself, and Joey kindly shows her his secret weapon. A popular saying that definitely gets us a little hot under the collar.
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- “Or, you might get everything you’ve wanted since you were 15.” — Phoebe. After Ross and Rachel have their baby at the end of season 8, Phoebe doesn’t understand why the pair aren’t officially back together.
- “You’re not easygoing, but you’re passionate, and that’s good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that I’m pretty good about making you feel better about that.
- “We can have any future you want.” — Mike. Mike and Phoebe broke up in Season 9 because he didn’t ever want to get married again. The pair were heartbroken, but at the very end of the season, Mike showed up to declare his love for her and offer her any future she wanted — including marriage.
- “I guess they weren’t as good friends as we are.” — Joey. While this was by far my least favorite match throughout the series, when Rachel and Joey realized they could not find their groove as a couple, they had to admit defeat and call it quits.
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