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Feb 18, 2022 · Michael Scott birthday quotes. 86. “Fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.” 87. “Unbelievable.
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- “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
- “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”
- “Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.
- “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
- Michael Scott: Today is my B-day. And people around here just go crazy for it. I don't know why. Oh, fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.
- Kelly: I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.
- Jim: Michael's birthday. It's pretty fun to watch, actually. He gets very excited and then he eats a lot of cake. And then he runs around the office. And then he has a sugar crash in the afternoon.
- Michael Scott: When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids. And I got a really bad rash from the pony. And all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside.
Apr 12, 2024 · The best Michael Scott quotes remind us why "The Office" is infinitely rewatchable. Michael Scott is, well, what isn't he? He's like your cringy dad, your best friend, your favorite boss and a politically incorrect nightmare wrapped up in a slightly too big suit.
- “I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero?… I really can’t say, but yes!” – Michael Scott.
- “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”
- “I…Declare…Bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott.
- “I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it…Nike.” – Michael Scott.
May 20, 2024 · Updated by Jordan Iacobucci on May 20, 2024: With news of the new reboot of The Office, take a look back at some of Michael Scott's best quotes in the beloved original American series.
Jul 28, 2023 · 1. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott. 2. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close. Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.” – Michael Scott. 3.
