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Sep 19, 2015 · In this clip from the Mel Brooks comedy, SPACEBALLS, Lord Helmet is told to comb the desert. He takes it quite literal, not recognizing the idiom.
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A great memorable quote from the Spaceballs movie on Quotes.net - Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it. Dark Helmet: Found anything yet? Dark Helmet: How bout you? Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Oct 1, 2018 · The "Comb the desert!" scene from Spaceballs (1987) where they literally comb the desert, ending with the legendary "We ain't found shit!"
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Dark Helmet : [through the bullhorn] No you fool, we're following orders, we were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it! [puts down bullhorn] Find anything yet?! Soldier : Nothing yet, sir.
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How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow? [Everyone On-Board: [raises hands; except one] Yo!] I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes! [lowers helmet]Keep firing, Assholes![Mr. Radar has just been "jammed" with raspberry.] There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: [pulls down helmet as camera zooms in on his face] Lone Starr! [camera slams into his f...Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy. [A soldier volunteers, but Helmet stops him] Hold it...I'll handle this personally. [Soldier: Jawohl, Lord Helmet!] So Princess Vespa, you though...What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz?! Chicken?!![After Barf, introduces himself, opening the emergency exit of the wedding car] Not in here, Mister. This is a Mercedes!It's either the 4th of July or someone's trying to kill us!We'll have none of that mister! How far did he get? What'd he touch?Well... [sniffs]Goodbye, virgin alarm.[After beaming to the bridge, his head is on backwards]Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?![Commanderette Zircon calls him on a video monitor in his bathroom]I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage! [Sandurz and Helmet look at each other in disbelief][Winded after running down the bridge]The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.Spaceballs? Forget it, too dangerous. Besides, I'm already numero unoon Dark Helmet's hit list.YOU listen! On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [Pauses, reads script {off-screen}]...Yeah.[waking up on the Tatooine-like moon of Vega and surrounded by the Dinks]...Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death; it's not us.I'm a Mawg. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.[Indicating the suitcases]It's her royal highness's matched luggage!Funny, she doesn't look Druish.King Roland: Please bring her back safely! [pause]And if it's at all possible, try to save the car. [whispers] It's not insured...King Roland: I'm breathing! Air! AIR!!!Druidian Priest: Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!Druidian Priest: We are here to join these two together in holy—MOLY!!Dark Helmet: I can't breathe in this thing!Colonel Sandurz: We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.Dark Helmet: Good. I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately.Rico: I already called him, sir. He knows everything.Dark Helmet: [slams down the phone and turns to Rico; stunned and angry] What? You went over my helmet?!Rico: Well, not exactly over, sir. Uh, m-m-more to the side. I'll always call you first, it'll never happen again. Never, ever! [Dark Helmet puts on Schwartz ring] Oh, shit! No-no-no-no! No-no-no-n...May The Schwartz Be With You.Once Upon A Time Warp In Deep Space, The Struggle Between The Nice & The Rotten Goes On...Revenge Of The SchtickSpaceballs quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseSpaceballsimagesSequel announcement, animated TV series announcementOct 26, 2023 · Strap on your helmet and enjoy the most hilarious quotes from Spaceballs. Directed by Mel Brooks, the 1987 Star Wars parody movie is packed with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and quotable dialogue.
Comb the desert! (We ain't found sh*t) | Spaceballs (HD 1080p)Another one of my favourite Spaceballs moments, I already uploaded this a while back but i thou...
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