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With Deborah Theaker, Michael Hitchcock, Scott Williamson, Larry Miller. An aspiring director and the marginally talented amateur cast of a hokey small-town Missouri musical production go overboard when they learn that someone from Broadway will be in attendance.
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It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. You find people.It's a Zenthing, like "how many babies fit in a tire," you know, the old joke.Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!My first show was Barefoot in the Park, which was an absolute smash, but my production on the stage of Backdraft was what really got them excited. This whole idea of 'In Your Face' theatre really a...I been workin' here at the DQ for about, um, eight months...seven? I dunno, something like that. It's fun. Y'just do the cones, make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n' put stuff on 'em, 'n'... See a lot...My aunt brought out her atlas that I look at a lot—this big, blue book, 'n' opened up to New York, 'n' it's an island, is really what it is. It's this island full of people of different colors 'n'...Dr. Allan Pearl: People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.UFO Expert: I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the...Ron Albertson: If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.Mrs. Pearl: We don't associate with the creative types. We have a Scrabble club. We associate with people with babies.Lloyd Miller: [whispering]I don't want to interfere, but I think it would be... I think we have to work on...Corky St. Clair: I can't hear you!Lloyd Miller: [normal voice] I think we have to work on the music a little bit more. But I don't want to make trouble. So, [whispering again]and I don't really want to do this in front of them...Corky St. Clair: Well, where do you want to do it?Lloyd Miller: [whispering]Well, I think we have to sit down and make a schedule that includes some music time, because I think Jane and I have to work...Corky St. Clair: Why are you whispering? I'm right here, you know?There's A Good Reason Some Talent Remains Undiscovered.A New Comedy from the lead guitarist of 'Spinal Tap'Waiting for Guffman quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseWaiting for Guffman at Rotten TomatoesWaiting for GuffmanOfficial SiteA great memorable quote from the Waiting for Guffman movie on Quotes.net - Corky St. Clair: What the city council did was really... give me a challenge, and it's a challenge that I am going to... accept.
Waiting for Guffman Quotes Dr. Allan Pearl : [singing] Nothing ever happens on Mars/No sports or entertainment/No swinging bars/You stand around/You stand some more/On a planet named for the Roman god of war.
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Corky St. Clair: I can't hear you! Lloyd Miller: [normal voice] I think we have to work on the music a little bit more. But I don't want to make trouble. So, [whispering again] and I don't really want to do this in front of them... Corky St. Clair: Well, where do you want to do it?
