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- "Did you ever think there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?" Even when Derek feels like he is failing in his modeling career and like he should pursue another venture, his confidence in his looks never wavers.
- "Eugoogoolizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was? " The main reason why Mugatu targets Zoolander for his brainwashing plan is because the model isn't exactly known for his smarts.
- "Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.
- "The original Greek word 'model' means 'misshapen ball of clay,' and I try to think about that every time I go in front of the camera." Like Hansel, Zoolander is also trying to sound profound and philosophical when he talks about his career at the VH1 award show.
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Nov 30, 2023 · The greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen). In the glitzy, often superficial world of fashion, few films have so successfully skewered the industry as the 2001 comedy Zoolander. Directed by and starring ...
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"Earth to Matilda." Apart from being oblivious to the world around him, Zoolander and the other male models seem to be a few steps behind society in general. Take, for instance, their frequent use of the phrase "Earth to..." which they overuse throughout the movie. The phrase is several years too late to be considered relevant, but they seem to thi...
"Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude." Zoolander is filled with tons of famous faces in quick cameos from Donald Trump to Fabio, and of course there's David Bowie. But one cameo that seems to stand out in people's minds is Billy Zane. While he's not the most famous person to pop up, it's a memorable appearance that never fails to get...
"They're *in* the computer?" While Zoolander is often seen as the dumbest person in the movie, Hansel sure gives him a lot of competition for the title. It probably wasn't the best idea to let two incompetent models be in charge of collecting evidence about an assassination plot, and the whole thing goes about as well as you would assume. After fra...
"You can read minds?" When it comes to Derek Zoolander, anything longer than one-syllable words runs the risk of losing him. Unfortunately for Matilda, this makes confiding painful childhood memories of her eating disorder a bit difficult. As she finally bonds with Zoolander and Hansel, Matilda admits she dislikes models because of her former strug...
"Mer-man!" Despite living a lavish life in the model industry, Zoolander is still searching for who he is. He wants to know if there's more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. That search brings him back to his blue-collar father who is working in a coal mine. Needless to say, the two don't have a lot in common, and h...
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" Stiller and Wilson are great as the stars of the show, but the movie is stolen by Will Ferrell as Mugatu. The eccentric and bizarre mega-designer is the one behind the assassination plot in which Zoolander is mixed up. Ferrell is at his funniest in this film, taking full advantage of the absurd character. His f...
"But why male models?" Having Zoolander at the center of this political conspiracy is dangerous, not only becomes of the high-stakes situation, but also because he doesn't seem to understand what's going on in a regular situation. When former hand model Prewitt (David Duchovny) meets with Zoolander to break down the conspiracy, it doesn't go smooth...
"Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that." Owen Wilson has a knack for delivering nonsensical monologues that initially sound profound even though they don't mean anything. He excels at this as Hansel in the film, with his best m...
"Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." While experiencing one of his lowest points, Zoolander suffers a great tragedy. It also happens to be a pretty hilarious tragedy. He and his equally-dumb model friends go out on the two to enjoy some orange mocha ...
"How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" This moment stands as the funniest in the movie as well as being one of the most iconic moments from any comedy film. After Zoolander turns his back on his modeling career to do something selfless for once, Mugatu finds a way to tempt him bac...
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Sep 28, 2014 · When she’s not busy taste-testing her way through every dirty martini in New York, you can follow her on Instagram for bad jokes, good outfits, and annoying vacation pics. The best quotes from ...
Jan 31, 2024 · Here come 40 hilarious Zoolander quotes to let you see the world from the perspective of a really, really ridiculously good-looking person.
