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Find the best quotes from the 1998 crime thriller film directed by Guy Ritchie and starring Jason Statham, Sting and Vinnie Jones. Browse through 23 quotes sorted by tags, actors and characters.
- Are You Deaf? Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't. Because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting.
- It's A Steal. Nick the Greek: [haggling with Tom] What else do I get with it? Tom: You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it. Nick the Greek: Dunno, Tom.
- Peace Prize. J: [discussing their careers as marijuana growers] I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners … something.
- That's What I Mean. Winston: Charles, why have we got that cage? Charles: Uh, security. Winston: That's right, that's right – security. So what's the point in having it if we're not going to fucking use it?
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Anyway, fuck it. The battle is over and the war is won.No, fuck that. You can think about it. I am panicking and I'm off.[To Tom about the guns]So, the only thing connecting us to the case is in the back of your car, which is parked outside?They're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? I might get laughed at.There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy 'round for explanation....[To Dog holding up a gun]Bend over the fucking desk!Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup!You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not!Cupid, stupid!If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.What do you want, a medal? I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back!Mr. Breaker. Today, my name is Mr. Breaker!This white shite thinks he can steal my cannabis and sell it back to me? He's got less brains than you, Lenny! Get Nick, the greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, round here now, i...No mortgages, no debts – lock, stock, the fucking lot.[Trying to stop his monitor switching off] Come on! Not now, please, not – [monitor goes off]oh, you fucking bastard.Hello boy, feeling a bit poorly? I know your friends are responsible for most of the cash, so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. Otherwise, I will take a finger of each of you and your friends...If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!Barfly Jack: Rory? Yeah, I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. He's a funny-looking fucker, I know, but you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing – it's all a deceptive faca...Big Chris: It's been emotional.Big Chris: All right, son. Roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on!Dog: Golf – the best way to spoil a good walk. Winston Churchill said that. I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. And I got bigger teeth than you two.Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't. Because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite; Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, come mon, take a bag. I...
A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere.They lost half a million at cards, but they've still got a few tricks up their sleeve …Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: Directed by Guy Ritchie. With Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Nick Moran, Jason Statham. Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry.
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Find the best quotes from the 1998 British black comedy crime film by Guy Ritchie, featuring Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones and Sting. See funny, threatening, motivational and memorable lines from the movie characters.
A great memorable quote from the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels movie on Quotes.net - Bacon: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with.
