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  1. Pat Healy : I work with retards. Mary : Isn't that a little politically incorrect? Pat Healy : Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with. Ted : Do you think maybe you wanna maybe, I don't know, go out to dinner, you know, catch up on old times? Mary : Didn't we just do that? Ted : Oh, uh...

  2. Quotes. [after telling Mary that he's an architect] Pat Healy : Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. Mary : And what's that? Pat Healy : I work with retards. Mary : Isn't that a little politically incorrect? Pat Healy : Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.

  3. Pat Healy: My real passion is my hobby. Mary: Really, what's that? Pat Healy: I work with retards. Mary: Isn't that a little, uhm, politically incorrect? Pat Healy: Well, heh, to hell with that... no one's going to tell me who I can and can't work with, right? Mary: No, I mean... Pat Healy: We got this one kid, Mongo... He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship ...

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    Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to...

    [while spying on Mary]Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.

    Warren: Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball?
    Student: Hey buddy! I think I know where your ball is!
    Warren: You seen my baseball?
    Student: Yeah, you see that girl over there? She's got it. Only she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear]
    Warren: [Walks up to a couple kissing]Have you seen my....wiener?
    Girl: What?!
    Warning: The guys who did 'Dumb & Dumber' and 'Kingpin' bring you a love story.
    Love is in the hair.
    The most fun you can have on video.
    No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Everybody else was on their own.
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    • Pat Healy: Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... Tight little package... affirmative.
    • Ted: I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
    • Dom: Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball, Mary?
    • Mary's Step-Father: Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!
  5. A great memorable quote from the There's Something About Mary movie on Quotes.net - Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. Mary: And what's that? Pat Healy: I work with retards. Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect? Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.

  6. Sep 20, 2021 · Watch Pat Healy, a sleazy private investigator, lie his way through a hilarious conversation with Mary in this classic scene from the 1998 comedy 'There's Something About Mary'. See how he tries ...

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