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Mar 14, 2024 · Charles Shulz. “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”. – George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charleton Heston. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama.
May 20, 2024 · I don't think it's natural." — Truvy Jones, Steel Magnolias. "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." — Oscar Wilde. "Go to heaven for the climate, hell for ...
Oct 6, 2022 · Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish proverb. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something. Mitch Hedberg. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Unknown.
- “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later. " —Mitch Hedberg.
- “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove.
- “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” —Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls.
- “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.” —David Letterman.
Oct 21, 2021 · Funny quotes about enemies. 31. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”—. Oscar Wilde. 32. “ The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies ...
Aug 31, 2023 · 4. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” —Will Rogers. 5. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” —Dalai Lama. 2. Funny Quotes About Life. Life throws a lot at you.
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Feb 24, 2020 · But sometimes the simpler, the better. My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. Life is a ...
