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- "The price is wrong, bitch" — Happy Gilmore.
- “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore.
- “You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!” — Orderly Nurse.
- “My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” — Old Lady & Orderly Nurse.
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
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1. “Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It’s circular. It’s like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, and it goes up and down, and around. It’s circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good thing...
10. Shooter McGavin: “You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!” Happy Gilmore: “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?” Shooter McGavin: “No!” 11. Virginia Venit: “Hey, hey, hey, hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.” Happy Gilmore: “That’s right, I’m gonna beat your ass on the course!” Shooter McG...
17. “Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy, tap, tap, taparoo.” – Happy Gilmore 18. Virginia Venit: “I thought we were going to be just friends.” Happy Gilmore: “What? Friends listen to ‘Endless Love’ in the dark.” 19. “Damn you, people. Go back to your shanties.” – Shooter McGavin 20. Hal L.: “Good news, everybody, we’re extending...
21. “Damn you, people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.” – Shooter McGavin 22. Grandma Gilmore: “How’s that nice girlfriend of yours?” Happy Gilmore: “Oh, she got hit by a car. She’s dead.” 23. “I’d love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can’t, you know, because I’d get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on, ‘Let’s Make A Deal.’”...
It’s normal to dream of attaining a specific career in life. We might even have an idol we want to embody in the future. However, sometimes, our choices won’t always work out. For Happy Gilmore, he’d always wanted to become a professional hockey player. But, life had other plans for him. It’s the same in our lives. While it’s good to fight for what...
Happy Gilmore: He shouldn't have been standing there. Mover: One more time, double or nothing. Happy Gilmore: You better pay up. [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off] Happy Gilmore: Oops. All right, maybe we should get back inside.
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- “The Price Is Wrong, B****!” Happy Gilmore. The Price is Right host Bob Barker’s appearance in the movie is one of the funniest and most memorable cameos in film history.
- "Damned Alligator Just Popped Up, Cut Me Down In My Prime." Chubbs Peterson. One of the most hilarious supporting characters in Happy Gilmore is Carl Weathers’ Chubbs, the coach who trains the title character to imbue accuracy into his powerful swing.
- “I Eat Pieces Of S*** Like You For Breakfast!” Shooter McGavin. The Happy Gilmore quote where Shooter tries to be intimidating and Happy responds with “You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?”
- "Oh, Yeah. Lotta Pressure. You Gotta Rise Above It." Gary Potter. This is a classic example of the kind of useless advice people give to people under a lot of pressure.
Jul 13, 2021 · Happy Gilmore Quotes. Here are the most memorable and funniest quotes from Happy Gilmore. 1. “Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. The problem with that is you’re not a good player.”
Nov 18, 2014 · All The ‘Happy Gilmore’ Quotes You Know You’re Still Repeating. Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison have proven to be Adam Sandler’s most lasting comedy films, both in terms of quotability and...