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Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious one liners. Discover the funniest jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
- Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine!
- I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to tupperware. 74 votes.
- I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
- Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. 45 votes.
- My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.” 62 votes.
Jun 9, 2016 · Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.'. 'You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.'. 'Never be afraid to ...
Sep 4, 2014 · That means you're alive. Things are happening." "Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." On fame and humor... "I succeeded by saying ...
Add one to start the conversation. Mar 30, 2023 - Here are some funny one-liners that all me smile. Take a few minutes to enjoy 25 of the funniest one-liners I’ve been able to find today.
Feb 23, 2024 · Share these funny jokes that adults will appreciate. Maryn Liles. Updated: Feb 23, 2024. iStock. Funny clean jokes make every conversation better—whether you're sharing a laugh with a friend or ...
