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- “Be careful, John, lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground.” — Moira Rose.
- “Who knows what will befall us tomorrow, John? You could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” — Moira Rose.
- “The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during Shakespeare at Sea week.” — Moira Rose.
- “Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.” — Moira Rose.
May 1, 2024 · Vote up the funniest quotes from Moira Rose. Schitt's Creek is full of unexpected humor, outrageous situations, and complex characters who often hide behind a comedic facade. Arguably, however, no other character has as many hilarious one-liners and witty, biting comebacks as Moira Rose.
- "Maureen Does Not Like to Be Manhandled"
- "I'd Kill For A Good Coma Right Now"
- "Awards"
- "I'm Positively Bedeviled with Meetings"
- "Danny Boy"
- "Stop Acting Like A Disgruntled Pelican"
- "Baby"
- "She Hath Risen"
- "Impulsive, Capricious, and Melodramatic, But It Was Also Wrong"
- "Gossip Is The Devil's Telethon"
Moira's most prized possession is her wigs, which she probably loves more than her children. They're impressive, and she even names the ones that mean more to her. When she wears a wig to Roland and Jocelyn's party, Jocelyn compliments her wig and goes to touch it. This doesn't go down well and Moira tells her that her wig (Maureen) does not like t...
Despite the fact Moira is very unique, she also says some pretty relatable stuff in her own special way throughout the show even though she really is one-of-a-kind personality-wise. It's also no surprise that at first, she hates living in the motel at Schitt's Creek. When she says that she could kill for a good coma, viewers can't help but agree th...
When Alexisclaims that Moira doesn't really know her or want to spend time with her, they decide to go to lunch together. In order to get to know each other, Moira prepares conversational questions, which makes Alexis mad at first, but asks the questions anyway, starting with asking what Moira's favorite season is. In true Moira Rose fashion, she r...
Moira tries to keep herself busy when she actually doesn't have much to do in Schitt's Creek, and essentially makes herself look busy instead of actually doing things. In addition to that, her way of speaking is so posh that she actually does sound as if she's busy with meetings. RELATED: Schitt's Creek: 10 Reasons David & Stevie Aren't Real Friend...
While it's not necessarily a full quote and more of a song, Moira's rendition of Danny Boy is hilarious. Whenever an awkward moment occurs, like when Johnny has to give a eulogy at a funeral for Bob's brother, who he can't even remember meeting, Moira brings out Danny Boy to interrupt him and take the attention off of the awkwardness of the situati...
Moira Rose uses words and phrases that people never knew existed, and only Moira could get away with saying them. A perfect example of this is when Moira tells David to stop acting like a disgruntled pelican. It's hard to tell exactly what it means to act like a disgruntled pelican but it's a fantastic phrase to say to anyone to get them confused.
One of the funniest parts of Schitt's Creek is Moira's ridiculous accent, and particularly how she says certain words. A good example of this is each time Moira says "baby", she pronounces it as "bebe" and it's genuinely hilarious. When Jocelyn gets pregnant, Moira always refers to her baby as "bebe" and we wouldn't have it any other way.
When film and television's Moira Rose is rumoured to be dead, she wants to make a big deal out of the fact that she's actually very much alive and wants to find a way to greet reporters with a surprise appearance. RELATED: Schitt's Creek: 5 Funniest Moments From The Series Finale (& The 5 Most Emotional) She walks into a jazzagals meeting and sees ...
When David runs away from home without telling anyone where he is going, the family go out looking for him and find him at an Amish farm. Moira tells him off in the absolute best way, saying that what he did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic, but it was also wrong, meaning she thought that the three things she said beforehand were actuall...
Moira Rose is one for gossip, especially when it's about herself, but this quote comes from her telling people to not divulge in gossip, therefore she says that gossip is the Devil's telethon and that you're better off just hanging up. Once again, Moira gives the best and funniest advice throughout the show in ways that only she can really sympathi...
Sep 14, 2021 · From her wacky phrasing to the unidentifiable accent, Moira’s quotables are both over-the-top and eccentric — perfect to get a laugh on any occasion. Here are my favs! Motivation Moira: “One must champion oneself and say, ‘I am ready for this!'”
Mar 28, 2024 · Oh, Moira Rose. Where would this world be without her? We would certainly have far fewer wigs, statement hats, and absolutely iconic quotes in Catherine O'Hara's unique, perfectly absurd...
- Addison Peacock
Apr 8, 2020 · 1 When Moira Just Needs a Break. Image Source: Pop TV. 2 When David Is Acting Like a Disgruntled Pelican. Image Source: Pop TV. 3 When Moira Is All of Us Getting Invited Somewhere We Don't Want...
Jul 29, 2020 · 1. The time she excused the fact she didn't rescue a kidnapped Alexis. Anyone who has seen the show will know Johnny and Moira's daughter Alexis reels off stories about her - how should we put...
