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Santa's Slay is a 2005 Canadian-American Christmas black comedy horror film that stars professional wrestler Bill Goldberg as Santa Claus. The movie was written and directed by David Steiman, a former assistant to Brett Ratner. It was shot in Edmonton and Wetaskiwin, Alberta. The film was released to home media by Lionsgate Home Entertainment.
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Santa's Slay: Directed by David Steiman. With Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin, Robert Culp. Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.
- Santa Claus
- Nicolas Yuleson
- Grandpa Yuleson/Angel
- Dialogue
- Taglines
- Cast
I'm just here to spread a little Yuletide fear!Move, move out the way bitch!Ho ho ho - hoes!I see you've met my Hell-deer.I don't mean to be disrespectful, but what the Hell is that?What's that, The Necronomicon?All I wanted was an Optimus Prime set.I shall never take the name of the Lord in vain again!Fear not, Nicolas, you are forgiven.(in Enochian) Still spinning your wheels, spawn of Satan?I'm roasting down here!It looks like I can't go further.Nicolas:Why have you always hated Christmas? Grandpa:Santa, he hasn't always been the jolly elf. (opening lines) Beth:I'm real excited about this year. Taylor:I love that shop in the chain store set. Gwen:Settle for nothing less than productive. Virginia:Gwen, don't you be telling my kids that, I'm trying to teach them some values! You're getting t...
He's making a list... pray you're not on it.Spreading holiday fear this Christmas.Santa's Slay (2005) - * Santa Claus: [while reading a copy of the book 'A Christmas Carol' in the school library] Boy, Christmas can sure scare the Dickens out of people.
Dec 23, 2019 · With one of the most epic, disturbing, hilarious, and unforgettable openings of any movie I can think of, first time Writer/Director David Steiman and his star-studded cameo (James Caan, Fran Drescher, Rebecca Gayheart, Chris Kattan) dinner leaves little guesswork to what we can expect.
Oct 25, 2005 · Rate. Play trailer 1:57. 1 Video. 99+ Photos. Comedy Fantasy Horror. Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways. Director. David Steiman.
"... Fuuuuck." Most of the Christmas-related puns fall under this. Santa's reaction to having a flashlight shined in his face: "I'm Santa Claus! Not fuckin' Dracula! Previous. Index. Next. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. Funny/Film P to S. Sanjuro. A page for describing Funny: Santa's Slay.
