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1. “So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” – Dark Helmet. 2. “May the Schwartz be with you!” – Yogurt. 3. Colonel Sandurz: “Prepare ship for light speed.” Dark Helmet: “No, no, no, light speed is too slow.” Colonel Sandurz: “Light speed, too slow?”
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- "So The Combination Is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's The Stupidest Combination I Ever Heard In My Life! " Wanting to find out the combination to the air shield on Planet Druidia, Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz threaten to give Vespa a nose job, which would replace her new nose with her previous, unflattering one.
- "I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By A**holes. " A family with an unfortunate name turns out to be the majority of the ship's crew. It begins with a particular a**hole who was firing a little too close to Princess Vespa when Dark Helmet was initially trying to capture her.
- "You Listen! On This Ship, You're To Refer To Me As 'Idiot,' Not 'You Captain.' I Mean ... You Know What I Mean. " Lone Starr's line when he meets Princess Vespa in person is funny because of the accidental use of 'idiot' instead of what he would prefer to be called.
- "May The Schwartz Be With You." This is undoubtedly one of the best-known quotes from the film. It's Spaceballs' take on the popular Star Wars quote, "May the Force be with you."
Dark Helmet: [ One of the apes takes his binoculars out and sees Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob coming out of Mega Maid's nose] Hey, hey, hey. Watch my Helmet. Ape #2: Spaceballs. Ape #1: Oh, shit. There goes the planet. -- Dark Helmet. Dark Helmet: [ playing with his dolls, in Dark Helmet voice] So, Princess Vespa, at last ...
Jun 16, 2023 · Spaceballs Quotes By Dark Helmet “WHAT? You went over my helmet?” — Dark Helmet “I Knew It! I’m Surrounded By AHoles.” — Dark Helmet “I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!” — Dark Helmet “Commence operation [pause] “Vacu-Suck”!” — Dark Helmet “The way he runs things, it won’t last a hundred.” — Dark Helmet
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, I hate you I hate you I hate you leave me alone! - yet, I find you strangely attractive. [in Dark Helmet voice] Dark Helmet: Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT! [in Vespa voice] Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, leave me alone! [in Dark Helmet voice]
Dark Helmet: [about to use the bullhorn to the workers but uses it on Sandurz instead] What? Colonel Sandurz: Are we being too literal? Dark Helmet: [through the bullhorn] No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. [puts down bullhorn] Found anything yet?! Soldier: Nothing yet, sir! Dark Helmet:
Dark Helmet is a parody of the Star Wars franchise's Darth Vader. Dark Helmet lowers his voice when closing his helmet, and speaks at a normal tone after opening it. Rick Moranis himself decided to do this. Rick Moranis also improvised all the dialogue in the scene where Dark Helmet plays with dolls of himself and the heroes.
