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- January Nelson
- A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”
- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
- A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.
- A man walks into a bar, orders a drink. Downs it really quickly. Orders another. Downs that one too.
A man walks into a bar and sees a farmer sitting at the bar looking depressed. The man walks up to the farmer and asks "What's wrong with ya pal?" The farmer replies "Oh, some things you just can't explain"
Apr 27, 2017 · Refresh your dad joke repertoire and earn your rightful place as the resident comic at your local bar with these great “walks into a bar” jokes.
- The past, present, and future walk into a bar… It was tense.
- A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor.
- A man walks into a bar. He said, “Ouch.”
- An oxymoron walks into a bar, and the sound was deafening.
Jun 20, 2024 · What are the best “walk into a bar” jokes you've heard? There is plenty of variety to be found in this classic joke setup, and enough wit to make you laugh long and hard. While most of us go to bars to have a pint and relax, “walk into a bar” puns are stress busters too, minus the calories.
- Jack Napier
Mar 31, 2016 · Some of them warrant a chuckle, some a groan, but we’ve come across a few that actually make us laugh. Below you’ll find 20 great takes on the classic “A guy walks into a bar…” joke. 1. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. 2. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table.
Jun 12, 2024 · “Dracula walks into a bar, orders a cup of hot water, dips a tampon in. Bartender goes, ‘What are you doing?’ Dracula says, ‘Making tea.’” “A guy walks into a bar. He sees Joan Rivers is the bartender. He sees a sign over the bar that reads ‘Cheese Sandwich $1.50, Hand Job $10.’
