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Dec 6, 2017 · Get into the holiday spirit with these dirty Christmas jokes for adults only! Note these jokes are rude and so are not suitable for kids. If you’re a grown-up, enjoy them!
Dec 12, 2022 · Dirty Christmas Jokes Anyone on the Naughty List Will Love. 1. What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Snowballs, of course. 2. Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own? He only comes once a year, and it’s down the chimney. 3. What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…” 4.
Dec 17, 2020 · 1. Why does Santa always come through the chimney? Because he knows better than to try the back door. 2. Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street. 3. What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are just ornamental. 4. Why is Santa so damn jolly?
Nov 9, 2023 · Our collection of snowman jokes, from the clean jokes perfect for family fun to the slightly dirty joke meant for adult ears only, has hopefully added some extra cheer to your colder days. Whether you’re a fan of Frosty jokes, hungry snowmen, or just looking for a way to tickle that funny snowman puns craving, this treasure trove of humor is ...
1. Question: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? Answer: An abdominal snowman! 2. Question: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Answer: Frostbite! 3. Question: Why did the ornament go to school? Answer: To get a little “tree”-education! 4. Question: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Answer: Frostbite! 5.
Dec 23, 2022 · These snowman jokes and puns are great Christmas-winter humor that will have you rolling around in the snow with laughter.
Oct 2, 2020 · What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Who do snowmen play with on Christmas? Snow angels. Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake? Because snow man’s an island. How do mountains stay warm? Snowcaps. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball. How do you scare a snowman? Two words: Global Warming
