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2970 quotes from Douglas Adams: 'I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.', 'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.', and 'The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created.
- It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams.
- You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass. Douglas Adams. Tuna Fish, Guitar, Play.
- In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams. Funny, God, Crazy.
- Douglas Adams, Debbie Barham
- 1979
- “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.
- “Don't Panic.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
- “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
- “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
May 11, 2001 · Find and share inspirational quotes by Douglas Adams, the author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and other books. Explore his humorous and insightful views on life, technology, reality, and the universe.
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- There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
- Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
- “My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,” Ford muttered to himself, “and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.”
- The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
Nov 19, 2020 · Read on for the funniest and most thought-provoking lines from Douglas Adams’s endlessly quotable sci-fi classic. Mysia Haight. November 19, 2020. The first novel in Douglas Adams’s beloved sci-fi franchise, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has been enthralling earthlings since 1979.
67 of the best book quotes from Douglas Adams. 01. “Drink up. The world’s about to end.” Douglas Adams. author. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. book. Ford Prefect. character. 02.
