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- What does a clam do on its birthday? It shellebrates.
- What does a monster eat on its birthday? I scream cake.
- Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock? It was a marble cake.
- What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy birthday.
- Jokes About Birthday Decorations and Presents
- Jokes About Birthday Cakes and Birthday Food
- Jokes About Your Age
- Birthday Jokes About Animals and Plants
- Other Fun Birthday Jokes
- Knock Knock Birthday Jokes
What did the birthday card say to the stamp? Stick with me, we’re going places!What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons? Pop.What did one candle say to the other at the end of the birthday party? I’m feeling a little burned out after that party!Why do candles always go on the top of birthday cakes? Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer? She wanted to ice it.Why did we have to send the cake to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office? It was feeling crumby.What goes up but never comes down? Your age.What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed? A year older.What does every birthday end with every year? The letter Y.Which year is your birthday? Every year!What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!What do you give a 3600 lb. rhino for his birthday? I don’t know but you better hope he likes it.What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday? It’s roar birthday!What do clams like to do on their birthdays? Shell-ebrate.How do you wish a dancer a happy birthday? Sing “Tappy Birthday to you!”What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday? “Freeze a jolly good fellow…”Did you hear about the baby who was surprised when she was born? She was so surprised, she didn’t talk for two years!Why did the kid find birthday balloons in the bathroom? It was a birthday potty!Knock knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda wish you a happy birthday! Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby Abby who? Abby birthday to you! Knock knock! Who’s there? Alligator Alligator who? Alligator for my birthday was a birthday card. Knock knock! Who’s there? Gus Gus who? Gus how old I am today? Knock knock! Who’s there? Hippo Hippo who? Hippo ...
- What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
- Why do candles always go on the top of cakes? Because it's hard to light them from the bottom.
- What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.
- What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Omar. Omar who? Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!
- What did the ice-cream say to the grumpy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”
- What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday? “Hope you have a gouda birthday!”
- What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
- How come you didn’t get me a birthday present? You did say I should surprise you, right?
- What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
- What kind of birthday does the Snow Queen like? Any birthday with frosting and icing!
- Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
You can scroll down to the bottom of the post to get our FREE printable jokes that work great for lunchboxes or “joke of the day” fun! So scroll through our list and find your family’s favorite birthday puns and riddles! Birthday Jokes for Kids. Q: What do you say to your cat on his birthday? A: Happy purr-day.
Mar 1, 2024 · 1. Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty! 2. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When you slice it. 3. Why do birthday candles go on top of birthday cakes? It’s hard to light them from the bottom. 4. What happens to a baby born on February 29th? It grows by leap years! 5.
