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Or, at the very least, it will be slanted to suit them, and then rarely followed up. George Carlin. Running, Independent, Media. 177 Copy quote. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin. Funny, Life, Witty. 170 Copy quote.
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- "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. "
- "Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. "
- "Some people see things that are and ask, 'Why?' Some people dream of things that never were and ask, 'Why not?' Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
- "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
Aug 23, 2013 · 2. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”. 3. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. 4.
- “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin.
- “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” ― George Carlin.
- “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” ― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
- “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.
George Carlin. No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and ...
Jun 23, 2024 · I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some ...
Jul 18, 2024 · That's what the owners count on; the fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes everyday. Because the owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”. ― George Carlin.
