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- Statler
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- Jim Hawkins
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- Captain Abraham Smollett
Captain Abraham Smollett - Muppet Treasure Island Quotes
- Off to Zanzibar, to Meet The Zanzibarbarians
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- Rizzo
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- Benjamina Gunn
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- Billy Bones
Billy Bones - Muppet Treasure Island Quotes
- Statler
Jan 25, 2019 · Movie and TV Quotes. Updated January 25, 2019 14 items. The best Muppet Treasure Island quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Children who grew up in the '90s will remember the musical comedy fondly, but it actually still holds up today.
Muppet Treasure Island quotes: the most famous and inspiring quotes from Muppet Treasure Island. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com
You lost all the bullets! Rizzo: Well, you're losing the powder! [ Billy Bones has apparently died] Rizzo: He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie! Billy Bones: [ Billy Bones suddenly wakes up and, without opening his eyes, grabs Gonzo's nose to pull him closer] Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!
- Waldorf and Statler: Always Critics
- Gonzo's Lofty Career Aspirations Are Within Reach
- Rizzo Gets Meta
- Billy Bones' Drunken Disbelief
- Rizzo Has Had It with Gonzo's Weirdness
- The More You Say It, The Funnier It Gets
- Rizzo Makes The Pun Everyone's Thinking
- Mudwell The Mudbunny Finally Gets The Joke
- Squire Trelawney's Life Coach
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"Waldorf, You Old Fool! We're Heroes! We Saved The Pig And The Frog." "Well, It Was Too Late To Save The Movie."
Statler and Waldorf are undeniably one of the best Muppet relationships.The two cantankerous old Muppets are always willing to offer their (unsolicited) feedback on whatever is going on at any given moment, even when it means breaking the fourth wall to do so. In Muppet Treasure Island, the two have relatively small roles as figureheads on the ship Hispaniola, but they do manage to save the day when they catch Captain Smollett (Kermit) and Benjamina Gunn (Piggy) from falling to their death. E...
"I'm Getting Taller. This Is Cool! I May Have A Future In The NBA."
Since Muppet Treasure Islandis a film meant for children, there's a real limit on how intense the movie can get with its subject matter. This leads to a particularly humorous incident when Gonzo is taken hostage and allegedly tortured by pirates, who stretch him out on a rack. Gonzo being Gonzo, however, seems to delight in being stretched out to an incredibly long length, with his limbs allowing him to reach high up among the sails when he is rescued. In true Gonzo fashion, he jokes, "I'm ge...
“He Died? And This Is Supposed To Be A Kids’ Movie!”
While the movie shies away from depicting Gonzo's torture in a dark light, it doesn't avoid darker subjects entirely, which is made clear when Billy Bones suddenly dies in the film's opening act. Billy had been a mentor to Jim Hawkins, Rizzo, and Gonzo during their time at the Benbow Inn. RELATED: Every Muppets Holiday Special, Ranked By IMDb His loss is what spurs the three friends to embark on their treasure hunt, but in the immediate moments after his death, the trio is in a panic. But Riz...
“How Does She Bloody Do That?”
Before Billy Bones' untimely passing, he manages to contribute many of the film's funniest moments, thanks in large part to the impeccable comic timing and delivery of the legendary Billy Connolly. Although Billy is a mentor to the three young men (and Muppets) working at the Benbow Inn, he is decidedly not in the good graces of the inn's owner, Mrs. Bluveridge. When Mrs. Bluveridge eavesdrops and cuts Billy off for the night, the drunken and desperate Billy pitifully proclaims, "How does she...
"It Just Feels So Weird." "You Mean That Mr. Arrow's Dead?" "Yeah, That, And My Pants Are Filled With Starfish." "You And Your Hobbies."
Rizzo and Gonzo are a consistent comedy duo across many of the Muppets' best works, and Muppet Treasure Island is no exception. While the pair contribute many of The Muppet Christmas Carol's sweetest moments, they are decidedly in a much snarkier form in Treasure Island. Even during moments that should be somewhat serious or somber, Gonzo's weirdness and Rizzo's irritability immediately lighten the mood, such as when Mr. Arrow is believed to be dead: "It just feels so weird?" "You mean that M...
“Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim." “I’m Not Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim. He’s Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim.”
Repetition is often a reliable tool in comedy, and the rule of threes has been used to great effect in storytelling of all kinds. But sometimes, the more you repeat something that is ridiculous to begin with, the funnier it gets to listen to it and try to make sense of it all, even in serious scenarios. When Billy Bones is dying, he tries to connect with Jim Hawkins to impart an important message. But he mistakes Gonzo for Jim, grabbing him by his elongated nose and prompting this hilarious e...
"That's The Raging Volcano? He's Just A Frog." "Maybe He Gets Hopping Mad."
Even though Kermit the Frog is arguably the most beloved and iconic of Jim Henson's Muppets, his arrival in Muppet Treasure Islandis a delayed one. When he does arrive, in the role of Captain Abraham Smollett, anticipation is high for the reveal of who this fearsome seafarer will be. And then the door of his carriage opens, revealing Kermit's cheerful and friendly face and pint-sized frog body. Gonzo and Rizzo get right to the point in their hilarious exchange: "That's the raging volcano? He'...
"Dead Tom's Dead. Long John Shot Him!" "But Dead Tom's Always Been Dead. That's Why He's Called Dead Tom." "...Oh."
Sometimes, the most minor of characters can be the ones who completely steal the show. Mudwell the Mudbunny, a character whose name is never even mentioned in the film, definitely gets a moment like that. RELATED: 10 Funniest Quotes From Muppets Haunted Mansion As the pirate known as Dead Tom's faithful companion, Mudwell is beside himself in emotional distress when he proclaims, "Dead Tom's dead! Long John shot him!" But as another pirate points out, "But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's...
"Oh, Yes, Mr. Bimbo Told Me So. Mr. Bimbo Is The Man Who Lives Inside My Finger. He Is Very Smart. He's Been To The Moon... Twice." "I Smell A Bozo."
Fozzie Bear is always one of the funniest Muppet characters, even if he's not at his funniest when he's actually being a comedian. He stole the show in his brief appearance in Muppets Haunted Mansion, but his work as Squire Trelawney in Muppet Treasure Islandis truly some of his funniest to date. A self-proclaimed "rich, half-wit son," Squire Trelawney provides the ship Hispaniola for the treasure hunt at the urging of his trusty advisor, Mr. Bimbo. Mr. Bimbo, of course, "is the man who lives...
“What An Imagination. First Pirates, Now Talking Parrots. What’s Next, A Singing, Dancing Mouse With His Own Amusement Park?”
The history of the relationship between the Muppets and Disney is a lengthy and complicated one. But Muppet Treasure Islanddoesn't shy away from poking fun at the famous mouse in the film's funniest scene. When Jim, Rizzo, and Gonzo first meet Long John Silver, they also meet his pet, Polly Lobster. After the boys' surprise that the pirate is accompanied by a lobster and not a parrot, Polly gets this cheeky dig in: "What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots. What's next, a singi...
Jan 22, 2022 · This breaking of the fourth wall (and essentially the tension) is why this line is not only one of the best Muppet movie quotes but also one of the funniest quotes in Muppet Treasure Island . Fozzie Can't Spot The Bad Guys. "Should We Just Ask Permission From Those Nice Men With The Rifles?"
12 total quotes. Billy Bones. Jim Hawkins. Long John Silver. Rizzo the Rat. View Quote Mr. Arrow: Roll call? [Reads from list] Long John Silver? Long John Silver: Aye aye, sir! Mr. Arrow: Short Stack Stevens?
