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- This bad brother: "A little kid called 911 because he wanted the cops to come arrest his brother. You see, their mom said that the caller's brother was supposed to share the Legos, but he wasn't sharing.
- This dangerously tight shirt: "I got a call about a man who required extrication from an Under Armor insulated shirt. His shoulder popped out of the socket while he was pulling it on, and it was halfway off when his arm locked and dislocated.
- This family emergency: "I once called 911 because I cut my finger and wanted to talk to my mom who was a dispatcher. I called crying and asking to talk to her by name.
- This terrifying monster: "I had a grown man call in about a monster trying to get into his son's room. His son explained that the monster had climbed a tree and was at his bedroom window.
Jul 21, 2017 · Everybody knows that you don't call 911 unless you've got an emergency...right? Well, not quite, because as you can see from this funny if not infuriatingly dumb list of unbelievable calls that 911 operators have received, some people have a pretty bizarre idea of what exactly constitutes an emergency.
- My, what thin walls you have! A Canadian woman dialed 911 after hearing yelling and shouting coming from her neighbor’s apartment. When cops arrived, they pounded on the door until the occupant finally opened up.
- Next time, leave the phone at home. A burglar in Shelby County, Ohio, was caught by police after he accidentally butt-dialed 911 while breaking into a home.
- Such a realistic picture, in HD. After receiving a frantic 911 call, the Regina, Canada, fire department raced off to battle an inferno at the local Canadian Football League stadium.
- Oh, those? Those belong to, um, my friend. A man in Lincoln, Nebraska, learned that sometimes you just have to let it go, man. Just let it go. He arrived home one day to find he’d been burgled and that his favorite hookah pipes were missing.
Jun 4, 2022 · 1. Had a guy call because he dyed his pubes and was having an allergic reaction. 2. Woman screaming that an ambulance was following her with their lights on. Spoiler: the ambulance was not following her. 3. Asking the caller for the description of the man she's fighting with, "he's ugly." - Thanks ma'am very descriptive. I could go on and on .....
Oct 5, 2016 · 4. “Paramedic here. I had a guy who picked his wart at 3 a.m. and it was bleeding. That’s it. That’s the story.” 5. “Had a drunk woman call 911 because she couldn’t remember her phone...
- Lydia Price
Dec 10, 2013 · 1. Familial hammer murder. Had a call for a brother who killed his other brother with a hammer (the pick part) while the victim’s little daughter was watching. The daughter called us from another room and told us her daddy’s eye fell out. Perp was apprehended, daughter taken by relative. Had to smoke after that one, and I don’t even smoke.
Feb 11, 2022 · Jonas Grinevičius. Author, BoredPanda staff. “911, what's your emergency? Some people call police dispatchers without having an emergency on their hands. And the calls are as frustrating as they are funny.
