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  1. There's a saying, "with friends like this, who needs enemies?" when referring to a friend who has done something more harmful than what you'd expect an enemy to do. There are various jokes that set up the phrase "with fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

    • Rachel's Huge Putdown
    • Ross and Rachel's Self-Help Misunderstanding
    • Mark Getting Rejected by Rachel
    • Ross's Juice-Box Disaster
    • Chandler's Embarrassing Stash
    • Rachel's Headbanging
    • Joey Goes Sailing
    • Monica Gets Interrupted in The Shower
    • Chandler's Penchant For Sheep
    • Joey's Take on The Financial Markets

    The line: Rachel angrily tells Ross: 'It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS A BIG DEAL." (Chandler: "I knew it!") What we thought it meant: We were genuinely baffled. We all knew that Ross was unique, to put it kindly, but what on Earth could Rachel have been referring to? It was only much later when - a little more worldl...

    The line: Rachel, having read a self-help book: "How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?" Ross's response: "…You know I don't have a problem with that." What we thought it meant: That Ross was very laissez-faire about allowing Rachel to fart in front of him. (So clueless.)

    The line: Rachel worries that she's only dating Mark to get back at Ross. Mark's reply: "If you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. I say we get back at him right on this couch… I can just go home and get back at him by myself." What we thought it meant: Mark was just going to go home and maybe fume silently at the thought of Ross. We didn...

    The line: Rachel and Ross are getting hot and heavy at the Planetarium when Rachel is suddenly shocked and reassures Ross that it's okay. "What? Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box." What we thought it meant:Rachel thought Ross had peed himself. Simpler times.

    The line: Chandler is horrified when he finds out that Phoebe and Rachel always go on a Christmas present hunt. "You don't, like, go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything? BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE JOEY GAVE ME SOME STUFF TO STORE THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE!" What we thought it meant: We didn't know. All we knew i...

    The line: Rachel tries to help Monica when she accidentally banged Ben's head by banging her own head against a post (so he'd think it was normal). "Y'know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it." What we thought it meant: This one flew way over our heads, to be honest. We just pretended we hadn't heard it.

    The line: Rachel is desperately trying to teach Joey how to sail and asks him how to get the main sail up. "Uh, rub it?" What we thought it meant: We all knew Joey was clearly not very intelligent, so we thought he was just being weird.

    The line: Ross is horrified when Phoebe's dollhouse catches on fire and rushes into the shower to save it - only to find Monica in there. "By the way, I was just checking the shower massager," she tells him later. What we thought it meant: We thought the writers were padding out time with Monica's tales of plumbing. We had no idea there was another...

    The line: Rachel is annoyed when Ross picks out a Little Bo Peep outfit for her to wear, but he says he didn't recognise it without the inflatable sheep. Rachel: "Yeah, which by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days." What we thought it meant: Chandler likes sheep toys because they're cute.

    The line: Monica, suddenly obsessed with making money on stocks and shares, announces that she has a strategy: "My motto is get out before they go down." Joey's response: "That is so not my motto." What we thought it meant: Joey wasn't to be trusted with investments.

  2. Jun 2, 2022 · Smart jokes to tell your friends. If you or your friends are a fan of dry humor, then these are the best cool jokes to tell your friends. They’re also PG enough to share with coworkers or tell your mates at school. 1. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle &nbsp 2. What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

  3. These jokes are typically shared among friends or colleagues who share similar experiences or interests, making them feel like part of an exclusive group. One example of an early use of inside jokes can be found in the works of William Shakespeare.

    • If you want to find out how it feels to sound smart, try out some of these jokes. Still confused? I tried explaining each below, in bold. (While you’re at it, follow these little grammar rules to make you sound even smarter.)
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  4. Sep 11, 2014 · For some people, these are a pair of laugh-out-loud jokes, the kind to share with friends at parties. For others, they're remnants of an embarrassingly sexist era we'd like to forget. Others fall...

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  6. May 30, 2020 · Like any enduring pop culture staple, Friends has become the epicenter of several common phrases and countless viral memes that devoted followers of the long-running sitcom use, practically, on...

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