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Mr. Cheezle: I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed into his soul, and it's there I stayed until morning, which meant I will underestimate someone very close to me.
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Quotes. Mr. Cheezle : I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... which meant - good things are coming. Good things. Dante : Wow... where do you get your weed?
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[to children sitting at wedding reception table]So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon...Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop cumming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!Jonny...? Who the fuck is Jonny?Hey, JP - That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.You were a dirty old whore.My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.[robot voice]Adiós turd-nuggets.Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]How can he see me?But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.It's a wonderful dandelion/nettle blend. Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings.Later you guys!I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... ...which meant - good things...Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up. Rage all you want. Good things are coming. Good things.[playing video game]Uh-uh, wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Take that - You dirty dopers.[Responding to Grandpa having a few beers at the party, if he was alive] He would have had twenty! No, he had a problem...I can hear my hair growingWho wants some cereal? (yeah Colonel Crackers is the best)Oh I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us, I think he's so cute!I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers!That's sweet. Let's see... You're my, uh... I dunno, three-thousand something.I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose!Thank you, Mr. President.I'm an Antique.Space shuttle.I wanna eat the TV.Go monkey! Karate chop the elephant!Oh my God! I am naked... Come on in!Suck those jugs, kid!The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!Stupid fucking idiot, red shirted ass.Yes it sucks we don't have alcohol, but we do serve shots of wheat grass.I know the food doesn't sound good but it tastes good and is good for you.You said it wrong stupid, it's ShilohAlex: [after Yuri says he and Josh are being evicted after not paying rent for six months] No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment. Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars of my money, and then he writes you a rent check. [to Josh]Right, Josh? Josh: [sniffling]I love them so much. Alex: [confused]You love who? Josh: [sniffling]...
- Self Park It. Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow? Alex: Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed? Jeff: No, but I'll self park it in your *sshole. 16 votes.
- Insanity. Dante: That is pure f*cking insanity. Alex: Yeah, he got addicted to hookers. Dante: No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong kid...
- I Am Naked. Alex: Dont you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour. Dante: Oh I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree. Alex: Dude, it's July.
- Mr. Cheezle. Dante: Dude, where do you get your weed? Mr.Cheezle: From you Dante! Dante: Oh yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle! 14 votes.
A great memorable quote from the Grandma's Boy movie on Quotes.net - Mr. Cheezle: I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed into his soul, and it's there I stayed until morning, which meant I will underestimate someone very close to me.
