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Feb 15, 2020 · Evan Altman February 15, 2020. Apologies if you came here looking for serious content with more than a tiny grain of insight, because you’re not going to find it. Not unless you’re able to harness the precognitive powers of the most glorious beard a Cubs coach has cultivated in, well, forever. You almost can’t recognize Mike Napoli ...
- Evan Altman
When you think of Mike Napoli, the first thing that probably comes to mind is his beard. The first baseman’s glorious scruff helped the Boston Red Sox on their 2013 World Series run and was ...
Sep 26, 2014 · Mike Napoli's beard was the last real holdout from the #GetBeard era. And now it's gone.
Oct 23, 2013 · The legend behind Mike Napoli‘s facial hair matches the length of his team-leading beard. Napoli has had the ability to grow whiskers for some time, former teammates and friends told Gordon Edes ...
- Jarrod Saltalamacchia
- Jacoby Ellsbury
- Craig Breslow
- Mike Napoli
- Clay Buchholz
- Dustin Pedroia
- David Ortiz
The Red Sox catcher has grown something majestic on his chin and haunting on his lip. Saltalamacchia’s effort is equal parts playoff-contender and Pennsylvania Dutch farmer.
Ellsbury is all for playoff beards, but don’t expect him to not trim and shape as necessary. Jacoby Ellsbury is a professional after all.
Breslow’s beard is the champion of the common man. If you or I were to reach the ALCS, our beards would take on a similar shape.
There are beards, and then there is Mike Napoli’s beard. The first baseman answers the age old question: “What would I look like if I made out with Cousin It.” You’d look like Mike Napoli.
There is nothing remotely appealing about Buchholz’s beard. That said, good on him for participating in the face of such impressive beard competition. Buccholz definitely wins half the battle in that he showed up and gave it his best effort. It’s just that his effort is so scraggly and patchy.
Pedroia’s beard gives him the appearance of a living, breathing, baseball-playing lawn gnome, which is to say Pedroia’s beard makes him look awesome.
It’s chiseled, symmetrical, and quintessentially Papi. It looks good with anything, but especially grand when bathed in champagne. Some of you may be upset that Jonny Gomes’s beard wasn’t on this list. That’s because there is no list that contain Jonny Gomes’ beard …
Feb 26, 2020 · MESA, Ariz. -- Indians manager Terry Francona had yet to actually see the beard. He had only heard about it. At some point, he planned to cross paths with Mike Napoli, but so far they had only exchanged texts throughout the offseason and early on this spring. When Francona finally
Sep 25, 2014 · Mountain Man No More: Mike Napoli Shaves Off Beard. September 25, 2014 / 9:07 AM EDT / CBS Boston. BOSTON (CBS) -- Many of the Boston Red Sox shaved their famous beards shortly after the Red Sox ...
