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  1. My Dad Says (pronounced "Bleep My Dad Says") is an American television sitcom produced by Warner Bros. Television that aired on CBS. It was based on the Twitter feed Shit My Dad Says, created by Justin Halpern and consisting of quotations from his father, Sam.

    • “You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.” ― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says.
    • “The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.” ― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says.
    • “If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuckup” ― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says.
    • “On Lego's. "Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.” ― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says.
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  3. Shit My Dad Says is a Twitter feed started by Justin Halpern, who, at the time, was a semi-employed comedy writer. It consists of quotations made by Halpern's father, Sam, regarding various subjects. Halpern started the account on August 3, 2009, soon after moving from Los Angeles back to his parents' house in San Diego. He intended it only as ...

  4. Go to IAmA. r/IAmA. I Am A, where the mundane becomes fascinating and the outrageous suddenly seems normal. MembersOnline. •. mrbubby. ADMIN MOD. I am Justin Halpern, creator of Shit My Dad Says twitter feed and co-creator of "Surviving Jack" on Fox AMA!

  5. May 11, 2010 · If you’re not one of its million-plus followers, Shit My Dad Says is Justin Halpern’s LOL-funny Twitter feed. In 2009, Halpern, now 29, was a beginning screenwriter in L.A. when he got a job writing for Maxim.com. It was a job he could do anywhere, so he moved to San Diego, his hometown, to live with his girlfriend.

  6. Nov 30, 2010 · by Justin Halpern (Author), Sean Schemmel (Reader) 4.5 11,668 ratings. Book 1 of 1: Sh*t My Dad Says. Goodreads Choice Award nominee. See all formats and editions. After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad.

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  7. 55 Photos. Comedy. A middle-aged son moves in with his old-fashioned dad. Creators. Justin Halpern. David Kohan. Max Mutchnick. Stars. William Shatner. Jonathan Sadowski. Nicole Sullivan. See production info at IMDbPro. RENT/BUY. search Amazon. Add to Watchlist. Added by 4.0K users. 38 User reviews. 3 Critic reviews.

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