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(815): View more from Illinois. I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
(815): View more from Illinois. I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
(815): View more from Illinois. All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Jan 10, 2014 · (815): A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Jul 16, 2014 · Texts From Last Night lets their users populate the site with funny, disgusting and weird text messages. Rockford's 815 area code is well represented on the site too. Here are some of the best.
Dec 19, 2013 · (815): I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase. (1-815): You gift wrapped a tampon.
