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  1. Joe Versus the Volcano

    Joe Versus the Volcano

    PG1990 · Romantic comedy · 1h 42m
  2. Plot – In New York Joe Banks is haunted by the depressing job in a surgical instruments factory and dominated by a tyrannical boss. Believing he has a rare but deadly disease, he accepts the proposal of an industrialist, Graynamore, to throw himself inside the volcano on the Waponi Woo island in order to appease the god who requires a voluntary human victim.

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    Joe Versus the Volcano is a true early-1990s cult film. This fantasy-comedy was the first pairing of Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, yet it polarizes viewers like a Blue Velvet or Happiness. As the only directorial effort from John Patrick Shanley (the Oscar-winning writer of Moonstruck), it is something special, and it's hard to resist the film's ...

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  5. Joe Versus the Volcano: Directed by John Patrick Shanley. With Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Lloyd Bridges, Robert Stack. When a hypochondriac learns that he is dying, he accepts an offer to throw himself in a volcano at a tropical island, and along the way there, learns to truly live.

    • Joe Banks
    • Patricia Graynamore
    • Frank Waturi
    • Samuel Harvey Graynamore
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    Brain cloud! I knew it. Well, I di- I didn't know it, but - I knewit.
    Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how big... thank you. Thank you for my life.
    I have no people of my own, Chief. I'm my only hope for a hero.

    [to Joe]I've always kept clear of my father's stuff ever since I got out on my own. And now he's pulling me back in. He knew I wanted this boat and he used it and he got me working for him, which I...

    [to Joe]Do you think I feel good? Nobody feels good. After childhood, it's a fact of life. I feel rotten. So what? I don't let it bother me. I don't let it interfere with my job.
    [On the phone] I know he can get the job. But can he dothe job? Harry. Yeah, Harry. But can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not a...
    [to Joe]Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into the mouth of a smoking volcano? Damned if I know, Kimosabe. All I know is w...
    I see it as a sign of tremendous sophistication that you haven't demanded my name or asked me what I'm doing here.
    Ninety percent of people are asleep, and those of us who are awake look around in wonder.

    Joe: So I'm not sick except for this terminal disease? Dr. Ellison: Which has no symptoms. That's right. Joe: You look terrible, Mr. Waturi. You look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anyone could look good under these zombie lights. I, I, I, I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeball. Suck, suck, suck, SUCK... [makes a ...

    An Average Joe. An Adventurous Comedy.
    A story of love, lava and burning desire.
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  6. Joe: I have no interest in myself. I think about myself, I get bored out of my mind. View Quote Joe: You look terrible, Mr. Waturi. You look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anyone could look good under these zombie lights. I, I, I, I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeball.

  7. Joe: You're not going to make me say that again, are you? View Quote Joe: And then I'll be staying on a tiny island and I don't know if I'll be living in a hut, or what. Luggage Salesman: Very exciting... as a luggage problem. View Quote Joe: I've done a lot of soul searching lately.

  8. Mar 9, 1990 · Joe Versus the Volcano: Directed by John Patrick Shanley. With Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Lloyd Bridges, Robert Stack. When a hypochondriac learns that he is dying, he accepts an offer to throw himself in a volcano at a tropical island, and along the way there, learns to truly live.

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