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Feb 9, 2024 · The best dirty jokes are not for the faint of heart and are guaranteed to make even the boldest blush. Our collection of 101 dirty jokes includes raunchy one-liners and hilarious punchlines. These jokes are perfect for adults who appreciate a more risqué sense of humor.
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*** Great joke for adults: the wife that missed the super bowl ***
A man finds his seat at the Super Bowl, but notices that there’s an empty seat between himself and the next guy. “Who in their right mind would miss the Super Bowl?!” The man next to him smiles and says, “Well, actually this was my wife’s seat. She passed away recently, and we had already purchased the tickets.” The first guy is taken aback and says, “Oh, I’m sorry for your loss,” but then thinks for a second and adds, “Don’t you think it would have been nice to take one of her family members...
*** Great Joke for Adults: Mom is Pregnant ***
A few days before Christmas, a mom calls her daughter: “Hey, I know this might come as a shock, but I’m pregnant.” “How could this happen?” the daughter responds, shocked. “You’re 46! Oh my god, this is horrible.” “It was an accident,” the mom says. “Please just call your sister and tell her. Have to go!” The daughter frantically calls her sister who immediately calls her mom: “I don’t understand,” she says. “The two of us are flying home right away. I’m booking the flights now. This is unbel...
*** Great joke for adults: old man at the bar ***
An old man at a bar challenges the bartender with a $20 bet, claiming he can bite his own eye. Intrigued, the bartender accepts. The man removes his glass eye and gently gnaws on it, winning the bet. The bartender, a bit annoyed, pays up. About 10 minutes later, the man returns with a bigger bet: he bets $100 that he can urinate straight into a shot glass while running around it. Convinced that it’s impossible, the bartender enthusiastically accepts. The man tries but splashes urine all aroun...
Is your mind clean? Not for long! Things are about to get pretty dirty! What do you get when you jingle Santa’s balls? A white Christmas! *** Great joke for adults: whales at sea *** A male whale and a female whale see a fishing boat – the male whale recognized the ship that caught his dad whale a year ago. He asks the female whale “let’s both get ...
These jokes will blow your mind. They better because we’re not blowing anything else of yours! Prince Andrew comes home one day and finds his girlfriend packing up all her personal belongings in a luggage. She tells him that she’s leaving because people say he is just a ped0phile… With a look of denial and disbelief, Prince Andrew steps back and sa...
Just because you now watch more cartoons than p*rn, it doesn’t mean that you’ve lost your sense of adult humor. Check out how these dad jokes keep the humor at an adult level. What does a man on a one-night stand and a snowstorm have in common? You don’t know how many inches you’ll get and how long it will last. Chicken eggs are a work of perfectio...
Enjoy the following knock-knock jokes which are PG rated if the PG stands for Pretty Gross! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda lay you when your man’s not home. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozer. Dozer who? Dozer two of the biggest boobies I’ve seen! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the dang doorbell, I’m tired of k...
Some say that kink is in the eye of the beholder, well behold these memes and get your kink on! View all our kinky memes.
Are you still with us? Enjoy the following messy jokes that put the “D” in dysfunction. Those jokes are definitely for adults only. Finding Nemo reminds me of my dad! I can’t find him either! My grief counselor died. He was so good, that I don’t even care. Why do men struggle to solve riddles after taking a Viagra pill? Because they just keep getti...
Are you offended yet? Well let’s make sure we’ve reached our objective. Take a look at the following offensive jokes and see that we take no prisoners. My wife asked me if I wanted to try an@l. I said I was quite open to it. Before I knew it, she put something up there. As I look back now, I don’t know what got into me. Chinese names make for good ...
In search of a quickie? Not that kind you gutter-brain! Try your luck with these adult jokes sure to evoke a quick laugh out of you! Vegans don’t moan during bedtime fun because they don’t like the idea of getting pleasure from meat. How do you find blind men on a nudist beach? It’s usually not hardat all! Marriage is like Indian food. It starts ho...
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Jun 5, 2021 · 1. Weirdly, I’ve been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night. —–. 2. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! —–. 3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. —–. 4. Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?
Feb 12, 2018 · These collections of the best dirty jokes are strictly for adults only! If you’re dirty minded and like a bit of rude and risque humor and innuendo, then these jokes will be right up your alley! Enjoy them!
Dec 24, 2022 · Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults. Knock, knock. Who’s there? (teasing voice) Who would you like it to be? Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey see a condom? It’s dark in here! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dill. Dill who? Dill Dough! We were just together last night!
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Mar 23, 2022 · The punchline to these 79 dirty jokes and memes for adults will make you laugh out loud no matter where you are. Hilariously Inappropriate List of Dirty Jokes. What’s Santa’s secret? Why does he always land on the roof?
Jan 23, 2022 · Witty Companion Team. Inappropriate Jokes – The Ultimate Collection (Spicy!) We would like to welcome all you naughty individuals to the ultimate collection of inappropriate jokes, which accidentally happens to be our favorite spot in here!
