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Feb 23, 2022 · 1. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor. Maybe the floor was more comfortable than the mattress! 2. Yo mama’s so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop. I hope she got an antivirus to go along with it. 3.
Jun 29, 2022 · 66. Yo mama so unfunny, she ruins every joke she ever tells. 67. Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, every April Fool’s she cooks a good meal. 68. Yo mama’s sense of humor is so dry, her best jokes are your worst. 69. Yo mama’s so protective, she covered you in Band-Aids before you got the boo-boos. 70.
Here are some short Yo Mama jokes that guarantee a quick laugh in just a few lines. Yo mama so mean, she only buys houses with broken mirrors. Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code. Yo mama’s so short, she drives a matchbox car with a sunroof! Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
A " yo mama " joke is a form of humor involving a verbal disparaging of one's mother. Used as an insult, "your mother..." preys on widespread sentiments of parental respect. Suggestions of promiscuity and obesity are common, [1] but the form's limit is human ingenuity. Compared to other types of insults, "your mother" insults are especially ...
1 Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”. 2 Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction. 3 Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”. 4 Yo momma’s so fat and old that ...
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May 8, 2018 · Yo mama jokes are cheesy insults making fun of someone’s mother. They generally put down a mother in the abstract for being fat, stupid, old, ugly, or the like—things you should never say about a mother! The practice of making yo mama jokes is more about joke-telling than it is about genuinely insulting someone’s actual mother.
Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama’s so fat, she needs GPS to find her own feet. Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits next to everybody. Yo mama’s so fat, she needs a forklift to get out of bed. Yo mama’s so fat, her shadow weighs fifty pounds.
